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===The Feathered Knight=== [[Image:olwsuit.png|right|thumb|190px|Eye Witness account of the Owl's Suit.]] The Owl is a phantom, a menace, a savior. He is a vigilante and an avatar of justice on the station. He's the hero this station <s>deserves</s> needs. The Owl's head turns all the way around to watch for crime everywhere. The Owl is part raptor, they say, and he can see in the dark. The Owl and the [[Head of Personnel]] are never seen together in the same place, for reasons which are most definitely unrelated. I mean, have you ever met the HoP? That guy's a jerkass. The Owl protects the night without sleep -- and it's always night in space. Some times it is the [[janitor]] that is not seen with The Owl at any one time, so it is always a mystery. The Owl is known for using a multitude of equipment! Here is a short list: * [[Galoshes|yellow boots]] * Stun guns * Syringe Gun * Stun Prod * Cloaking Device * [[handcuffs|Handcuffs]] * Pepperspray * Foam Grenades * Various other Non-lethal & Concealment equipment '''In closing, to [[robust]] the owl is to robust the last hope of the station.''' {{Jobs}} [[Category:Joke_pages]]
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