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==[[File:Gas mask.png]] Taking a Stroll as John Doe == The Head of Personnel's ID can be used to manage access levels for ID cards. Picture the biggest set of crosshairs you can imagine, and then picture them on your back. At the first mention of a potential [[Revolution]], '''get the hell outta dodge as soon as you can.'' Thankfully, when [[Revolution]] abounds, you will be one of the more well armed and threatening heads. A tendency for disappearing acts makes the Head of Personnel usually the hardest head to kill. You first move should be to [[Guide_to_construction#Computer|deconstruct]] your ID console and [[Guide_to_construction#Computer|reassemble]] it somewhere more secure (probably [[Security_Office|security]]). Leave an ID computer ID in it so security officers, heads and the implanted can give themselves all-access. If shit hits the fan and you need to hide, pick a job where it's natural to be wearing a mask that hides your face. [[Scientist]], [[engineer]], [[mime]] and [[clown]] are all good examples. Make yourself a Captain ID with that job title and a false name. Travel to where the equipment lockers for that job are kept and get dressed. Put your old clothes and equipment in your old backpack and put it into the locker, locking it after you're finished. If you leave your Head of Personnel's jumpsuit lying beside an open Engineer locker, anyone who sees it will figure out what you're disguised as. If you want to be an even more stealthy HoP, head to genetics and turn a monkey into a human. Proceed to stab yourself with the UI+UE of said monkey. Then just go and use your ID console to get an all-access ID with your new name on it. <s>If you're the last remaining head, in the interest of fair play, you should try to escape the z-level instead of extending the round for your own benefit at the expense of all the dead people stuck sitting out. This will cause the revolutionaries to win, but you will survive. Self-preservation is a valid reason for ending the round.</s> Fuck that shit, grab the nearest blunt object or gun and go out in a blaze of glory.
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