Editing Meteor Guide (section)

==IF SHIT GOES BAD==
Here's what you do
===I couldn't find a suit!===
Hide in the [[Bar|bar]], it is based around the technology proposed in Ronald Reagan's Star Wars speech. Get the air canister from the [[Emergency Storage|emergency closet]] next to botany, and hole up inside the bar with them. if the bar DOES become penetrated by meteors, retreat further towards the [[Bridge|bridge]].

===I'm an [[Engineer|engineer]]!===
Turn off that god damn [[Singularity Engine|singularity]], backpack all the metal and shit you can find, put the rest in a locker, and haul ass to escape with your fancy engineering [[Space suit|space suit]].
===No one built a bridge!===
Well shit. Use a [[Fire extinguisher|fire extinguisher]] (remember to click on it with it in your hand to turn off the safety) to ghetto-jetpack your way to the shuttle. No fire extinguisher? Double shit. Throw a pen or something in the opposite direction of the shuttle, due to space magic a small pen will propel a human at unsightly speeds in vacuum.
===No one built a bridge but I'm EVA and have a jetpack!===
Find people who are trying to get to the shuttle and freezing, grab them, and throw them in a straight line at the door (make sure it hits the actual open door or they will bounce off and at the best wind up hitting you in the face, at the worst taking a scenic visit to the [[Derelict|derelict]])
===The meteors have hit as far as the bridge!===
Try and find a small room (see: aux tool storage, chemical storage) to hide in, as they tend to not get hit.