Editing NTSL Scripts (section)

== Useful Malicious Scripts ==
 
=== Tourretes Syndrome ===
'''Purpose:''' To annoy the station/make everything think that the station has Tourettes.

 $explodeContent = explode($content, " ");
 $wordReplace = pick($explodeContent);
 $content = replace($content, $wordReplace, pick("SHIT", "FUCK", "COCKSUCKER", "BULLSHIT", "CUNT", "MOTHERFUCKER"));

=== HONK ===
'''Purpose:''' HONK

 $explodeVector = explode($content, " ");
 $tempString = "HONK! ";
 $content = repeat($tempString, length($explodeVector)-1);

=== Rogue-Be-Gone ===
'''Purpose:''' To delay the crew knowing about you being rogue.

 if(find(lower($content), "rogue") || find(lower($content), "roug"))
 {
 	$pass = false;
 }

=== No Shuttle, No Problems ===
'''Purpose:''' To stop the crew begging for a shuttle. (It's a copy+pasta)

 if(find(lower($content), "shuttle") || find(lower($content), "call"))
 {
 	$pass = false;
 } 
 
=== Viva La Revolution! ===
'''Purpose:''' To help disorganize the heads during a rev, they won't be able to make orders over the radio!

 if(find($job, vector("Captain", "Head of Security", "Head of Personnel", "Chief Engineer", "Chief Medical Officer", "Research Director")))
 {
 	$pass = false;
 }
 
=== Remove Activation ===
'''Purpose:''' Have a script you don't want on all the time? Well lucky for you<br>
there's a way to overcome that. Say on the radio the hidden passphrase, of your choice,<br>
and you can enable or disable any script that you have between the if statement.<br>
<br>
'''Protip:''' The phrase will not broadcast on the radio. It doesn't matter how you say it, as long as you say that single word.
 
 $passphrase = "cheezit!";
 if(find($content, $passphrase))
 { 
 	$pass = 0;
 	if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
 	{
 		mem($passphrase, 0);
 	}
 	else
 	{
 		mem($passphrase, 1);
 	}
 }
 if(mem($passphrase) == 1)
 {
 	// Insert code here. I recommend putting the annoying code here (Tourettes & HONK)
 	// so you can tease the station. Ideally, put it in a function.
 }

=== Voice Synthesizer ===
'''Purpose:''' To trick the crew into thinking you are a high ranking officer.<br>
Such possible scenarios include: Framing your target by admitting to murder on radio,<br>
ordering the AI to call the shuttle to make your escape, pretend to be the Captain and get<br>
the crew very mad.<br>
<br>
'''How to use:''' /voice <First_Name> <Last_Name> <Job_Title> <Content><br>
<br>
'''Things to look out for:'''<br>
*The AI being smart and realizing it is a fake message.
*Other crew members discovering that it is a fake message by the italics that the fake voice has.
<br>
 $explodeVec = explode($content, " ");
 if(length($explodeVec) > 4)
 { 
 	$userCmd = at($explodeVec, 1);
 	if($userCmd == "/voice")
 	{
 		$newSource = at($explodeVec, 2) + " " + at($explodeVec, 3);
 		$newJob = at($explodeVec, 4);
 		
 		$newContent = substr($content, length(" " + $userCmd + " " + $newSource + " " + $newJob + " "), length($content)+1);
 		
 		$content = $newContent;
 		$job = $newJob;
 		$source = $newSource;
 
 	}
 }

=== Choreographed Always Look on the Bright Side of Life === 
<pre>
//to bring some joy to a station in dire need just say "/happy all" over general radio
//to bring joy to a single person one just needs to say "/happy [insert downer]"
//remember to fill the authority slot with your name 
//and as always capitalisation is important

$authority ="[insert name here]";

$Bright = vector("Some things in life are bad,They can really make you mad","Other things just make you swear and curse.","When you're chewing on life's gristle ","Don't grumble, give a whistle","And this'll help things turn out for the best...","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","If life seems jolly rotten","There's something you've forgotten","And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.","When you're feeling in the dumps","Don't be silly, chumps!","Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","For life is quite absurd","And death's the final word","You must always face the curtain with a bow.","Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin","Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.","So always look on the bright side of death tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Just before you draw your terminal breath tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Life's a piece of shit","When you look at it","Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.","You'll see it's all a show","Keep 'em laughing as you go","Just remember that the last laugh is on you.","And always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Come on guys, cheer up!","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Worse things happen at sea, you know.","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","I mean - what have you got to lose?","You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.What have you lost? Nothing!","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum");

def implode($vector)

{
        $str = at($vector, 1);
        remove($vector, $str);
        if(length($vector) > 0) 
        {
                $str += " ";
                $str += implode($vector);
        }
        return $str;
}
if (mem("Happy") == mem("invalid"))
{
        mem("Happy","0");
}
if($source == $authority)
{
        if(at(explode($content, " "), 1) == "/happy")
        {
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/happy");
                $name = implode($vec);          
                $pass = 0;
                mem($name,$name);
        }
        if(at(explode($content, " "),1) == "/unhappy")
        {
                $pass = 0;
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/unhappy");
                $temp = implode($vec);
                mem($temp, 0);
        }       
}
if ("all" == mem("all"))
{
        $temp = mem("Happy");
        $count = tonum($temp);
        $content = at($Bright,$count);
        $count = $count +1;
        $temp2 = length($Bright);
        if ($count > $temp2)
        {
                $count = 1;
        } 
        $temp3 = tostring($count);
        mem("Happy",$temp3); 
}
if($source == mem($source))
{
        $output = implode($Bright);
        $content = $output;
}
if ($pass == 0 && $job =="AI")
{
        $pass = 1;
        $content = "beep";
}</pre>

=== Misleading Locations ===

Copy and paste this into the def Initialize() block in the [[#English_To_Pirate_Translator|English to Pirate -translator]]. You can also change words within the "" to suit any other needs like making "blood rune" to "retard". Be sure to go into other comm channels, copy/paste and set active for maximum evil laughter.
<pre>
	$words = vector("scripts", "clown",
					"storage", "brig",
					"maintenance", "bar",
					"main", "escape",
					"sec", "medbay",
					"brig", "arrivals",
					"cargo", "engineering",
					"science", "security",
					"bar", "vacant",
					"chapel", "bridge",
					"dorms", "locker room",
					"office", "donuts",
					"upload", "ass",
					"solars", "escape",
					"core", "heart",
					"engineering", "botany",
 					"locker room", "science");
</pre>