Editing Guide to food and drinks (section)

==Crafting Recipes==
Most dish recipes are made using '''crafting''', that is by '''placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button''' to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.

===Burgers===
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![[File:burger.png|64px]]
!Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.
|-
![[File:Baconburger.png|64px]]
!Bacon Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Bacon|cooked bacon]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
!Brain Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Brain
|8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin
|Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]].
|-
![[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
!Clown Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Clown Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana
|Get the mime to steal the mask from his [[Clown|nemesis]].
|-
![[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
!Mime Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Mime Mask
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing
|Get the clown to steal the mask from his [[Mime|nemesis]]. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.
|-
![[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
!Tofu Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Melts your face!
|-
![[File:spell.png|64px]]
!Spell Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Wizard Hat
|8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin
|You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
![[File:Xenoburger.png|30px]]
!Xenoburger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 xeno [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]
|9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Ali-yum!
|-
![[File:Jellyburger.png|45px]]
!Jelly Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or 5 units [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin
|My insides are burning!
|-
![[File:ghostbur.PNG|64px]]
!Ghost Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin
|Terror-ifficly tasty.
|-
![[File:Appendixburger.png|64px]]
!Appendix Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Surgery#Appendectomy|Appendix]]
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Tastes like appendicitis
|-
![[File:Fivealarmburger.png|64px]]
!Five Alarm Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 ghost chili
|6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin
|HOT! HOT!
|-
![[File:Ratburger.png|64px]]
!Rat Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 dead mouse
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|What did you expect?
|-
![[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
!Big Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] 
|17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin
|Forget the Big Mac.
|-
![[File:superbite.png|64px]]
!Super Bite Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] <br>+ 4 Tomatoes + 2  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units  [[#Salt|salt]] + 5 units [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper
|If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
|-
![[File:Baseball.png|64px]]
!Home Run Baseball Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[Makeshift weapons#Baseball Bat|Baseball Bat]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.
|-
![[File:Empowered_burger.gif|64px]]
!Empowered Burger
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 2 Plasma sheets
|8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity
|It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.
|}

===Breads & Sandwiches===
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![[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
!Meatbread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
!Tofu-Bread
|1 [[Bread|plain bread]] + 3 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:xbread.png|64px]]
!Xeno-Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
![[File:Spidermeatloaf.png|64px]]
!Spider Meatloaf
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 3 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Green but delicious.
|-
![[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
!Banana-nut Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Banana
|20 Banana, 20 Nutriment
|Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:Mimanabread.png|64px]]
!Mimana Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana
|20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!
|-
![[File:creambread.png|64px]]
!Cream Cheese Bread
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:baguette.png|64px]]
!Baguette
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit  [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin
|The mimes favorite.
|-
![[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Sandwich}}Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Talking to your food may result in a trip to the [[Chaplain]].
|-
![[File:Garlicbread.png|64px]]
!Garlic Bread
|1 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Alas, it is limited.
|-
![[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
!Grilled Cheese Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
|-
![[File:Jellytoast.png|64px]]
!Jelly Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!
|-
![[File:butteredtoast.png|64px]]
!Buttered Toast
|1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.
|-
![[File:butterbiscuit.png|64px]]
!Butter Biscuit
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Well butter my biscuit!
|-
![[File:butterdog.png|64px]]
!Butterdog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 3 [[#Butter|butter]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Made from exotic butters.
|-
![[File:Twobread.png|64px]]
!Two Bread
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 [[#Wine|wine]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Classy.
|-
![[File:Rorosandwich.png|64px]]
!Jelly Sandwich
|2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin
|In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
|-
![[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
!Not-a-Sandwich
|1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]s
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
![[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
!Icecream Sandwich
|1 [[#Vanilla Ice Cream|ice cream]] + 5 units [[#Ice|ice]] + 5 units [[#Milk Cream|milk cream]]
|2 Nutriment, 2 Ice
|Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.
|}

===Pizzas===
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|-
![[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
!Margherita Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Tomato
|30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 5 any Mushrooms
|30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
!Meat Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 4 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
|-
![[File:Donkpocketpizza.png|64px]]
!Donk Pocket Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Dankpizza.png|64px]]
!Dank Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:sassysagepizza.png|64px]]
!Sassysage Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 Faggots + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato
|6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato
|25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:arnoldpizza.png|64px]]
!Arnold Pizza
|1 [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings
|30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine
|Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.
|}

===Pastas===
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|-
![[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Tomato Pasta}}Tomato Pasta
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 Tomatoes
|6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin
|Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
|-
![[File:copypasta.gif|64px]]
!Copypasta
|2 [[#Tomato Pasta|tomato pasta]]s
|12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin
|Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.
|-
![[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
!Spaghetti & Meatballs
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 2 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
|-
![[File:Spesslaw.png|64px]]
!Spesslaw
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 4 [[#Faggot|faggot]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Lawyer's choice!
|-
![[File:Chowmein.png|64px]]
!Chowmein
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot
|7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.
|-
![[File:Beefnoodle.png|64px]]
!Beef Noodle
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.
|-
![[File:butternoodles.png|64px]]
!Butter Noodles
|1 [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Noodles covered in savory butter.
|}

===Soups & Stews===
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|-
![[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
!Meatball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1  [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato
|7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.
|-
![[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
!Nettle Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Nettle + 1  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin
|Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]].
|-
![[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
!Vegetable Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato
|5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin
|Force feed the Botanists this.
|-
![[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
!Tomato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin
|What, no crackers?
|-
![[File:Bloodsoup.png|64px]]
!Blood Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin
|They ''may'' think you're the [[Cook|homicidal maniac]] you are when you produce a large amount of these.
|-
![[File:Eyeballsoup.png|64px]]
!Eyeball Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball
|5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs
|A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?
|-
![[File:Slimesoup.png|64px]]
!Slime Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin
|Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.
|-
![[File:Clownsoup.png|64px]]
!Clown's Tears
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Banana + 1 [[Bananium|Bananium ore]]
|2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin
|Not very funny.
|-
![[File:Mysterysoup.png|64px]]
!Mystery Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 burned mess + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]] + 1  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
<br>Capsaicin,Frost Oil,
<br>Omnizine, Banana,
<br>Blood, Slime Jelly,
<br>Toxin, Oculine, 
<br>Carbon
|This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them. 
|-
![[File:Mushroomsoup.png|64px]]
!Mushroom Soup
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Chanterelle
|2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin
|The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.
|-
![[File:Beetsoup.png|64px]]
!Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage
|3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin
|Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
|-
![[File:milo.png|64px]]
!Milo Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 2 [[#Soy Dope|Soy Dope]]s + 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s
|9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin
|Made when the [[Botanist|hippies]] decide to only grow soy crops.
|-
![[File:Stewedsoymeat.png|64px]]
!Stewed Soy Meat
|2 [[#Soy Dope|Soy Dope]]s + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato
|7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin
|Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.
|-
![[File:stew.png|64px]]
!Stew
|1 Bowl + 10 units [[#Water|water]] + 3 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom
|14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin
|The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
|-
![[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
!Cold Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
|Ice, ice, baby!
|-
![[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
!Hot Chili Stew
|1 Bowl + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato
|8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin
| Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
|-
![[File:Oatmeal.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal
|1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk
|7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin
|A nice bowl of oatmeal.
|-
![[File:Sweetpotatosoup.png|64px]]
!Sweet Potato Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes
|4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Delicious sweet potato in soup form.
|-
![[File:Redbeetsoup.png|64px]]
!Red Beet Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Quite a delicacy.
|-
![[File:French_onion_soup.png|64px]]
!French Onion Soup
|1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 [[#Onion|Onion]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Good enough to make a grown mime cry.
|-
![[File:Wishsoup.png|64px]]
!Wish Soup
|1 Bowl + 20 units [[#Water|water]]
|20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin) 
|Makes you wish the chef could cook.
|}

===Seafood===
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|-
![[File:Carpfillet.png|64px]]
! Imitation Carp Fillet
|Inject 5 units [[Guide_to_chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]] into 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin
|Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
!Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin
|Slightly toxic.
|-
![[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
!Cuban Carp
|1 Carp Fillet + 5 units  [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 Chili Pepper
|6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin
|Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
![[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
!Fish & Chips
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 Carp fillet
|6 Nutriment
|The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Ffish.png|64px]]
!Fish Fingers
|5 units  [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 Carp fillet
|4 Nutriment
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|-
![[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
!Carp Sashimi
|1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin
|Good luck getting [[Space Carp]] meat. (Note: POISONOUS)
|}

===Meat===
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|-
![[File:Sausage.png|64px]]
!Sausage{{anchor|Sausage}}
|1  [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
|-
![[File:Spidereggsham.png|64px]]
!Green Eggs and Ham
|2 spider [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 spider egg + 1  [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin
|You swear it's still moving.
|-
![[File:Cornedbeef.png|64px]]
!Corned beef and cabbage
|1  [[#Meat Steak|Meat steak]] + 2 Cabbages + 5 [[#Salt|salt]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.
|-
![[File:Bearsteak.gif|64px]]
!Filet Migrawr
|1 [[#Meat Steak|Bear steak]] + 5 units [[#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]] (requires lighter)
|2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf
|
|-
![[File:Khinkali.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Raw_Khinkali}}Raw Khinkali
|1 [[#Dough Slice|Dough slice]] + 1 [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Garlic|garlic]]
|1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 [[#Garlic_Juice|Garlic Juice]]
|Microwave to finish preparing.
|}

===Salads===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#E1C4F4;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
!Herb Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple
|8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin 
|What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
|-
![[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
!Aesir Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 8 [[Omnizine]], 6 Vitamin
|Duuuuuuuuuude.
|-
![[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
!Valid Salad
|1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1  [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|8 Nutriment, 5 [[#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]] 2 Vitamin 
|Heals everyone! <font color="white">Not really</font>
|-
![[File:Melonfruitbowl.png|64px]]
!Melon Fruit Bowl
|1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|The only salad where you can eat the bowl
|-
![[File:Fruitsalad.png|64px]]
!Fruit Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice
|2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|Your standard fruit salad.
|-
![[File:Junglesalad.png|64px]]
!Jungle Salad
|1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice
|7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|Exotic fruits in a bowl.
|-
![[File:Citrusdelight.png|64px]]
!Citrus Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon
|7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Citrus overload!
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
!Monkey's Delight
|1 Bowl + 1 [[Monkey Cube]] + 1 Banana + 5 units  [[#Flour|flour]] + 1 unit  [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin
|EE EEE!
|}

===Pies===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#F6C6E6;'|Notes
|-
![[File:pie.gif|64px]]
!Banana Cream Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Banana
|4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
![[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
!Berry Clafoutis
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin
|It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Meatpies
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Made of people, or not?
|-
![[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
!Tofu Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 [[#Tofu|tofu]]
|10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Made of plants, or not?
|-
![[File:xpie.png|64px]]
!Xeno Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
![[File:applepie.png|64px]]
!Apple Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Apple
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|The traditional dessert.
|-
![[File:Cherrypie.png|64px]]
!Cherry Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Cherry
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan
|-
![[File:Amapie.png|64px]]
!Amanita Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Amanita
|5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin
|Only slightly toxic, really!
|-
![[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.
|-
![[File:Plumppie.GIF|64px]]
!Plump Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin
|Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]!
|-
![[File:Gtart.png|64px]]
!Golden Apple Streusel Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Goldapple
|8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.
|-
![[File:Blumpkinpie.png|64px]]
!Blumpkin Pie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]] + 1 Blumpkin
|3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin
|Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.
|-
![[File:Dulcedebatata.png|64px]]
!Dulce de Batata
|5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato
|4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin
|Delicious sliceable jelly.
|-
![[File:Frostypie.png|64px]]
!Frostypie
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Blue cherry
|4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.
|Tastes like blue and cold.
|-
![[File:Bearypie.png|64px]]
!Beary Pie
|1 [[#Meat Steak|bear steak]] + 1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 1 Berry
|2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|No brown bears, this is a good sign.
|-
![[File:Grapetart.png|64px]]
!Grape Tart
|1 [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]] + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.
|}

===Cakes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFCCCC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
!Carrot Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Carrots
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]], 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. Heals eye trauma.
|-
![[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
!Cheese Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Slicable. <font color="white">Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.</font>
|-
![[File:birthday.png|64px]]
!Birthday Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle
|20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cake hat. 
|-
![[File:applecake.png|64px]]
!Apple Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Apples
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. 
|-
![[File:Braincake.png|64px]]
!Brain Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 Brain
|20 Nutriment, 10 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Mannitol|Mannitol]], 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable. Bother the [[Roboticist]] for unusable brains.
|-
![[File:Orangecake.png|64px]]
!Orange Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Oranges
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Limecake.png|64px]]
!Lime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Limes
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Lemoncake.png|64px]]
!Lemon Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Lemons
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]s
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Pumpkinspicecake.png|64px]]
!Pumpkin Spice Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 2 Pumpkin
|32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Slimecake.png|64px]]
!Slime Cake
|1 [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]] + 1 [[Slime Extract]]
|20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin
|Sliceable.
|-
![[File:Cak.png|64px]]
!Cak
|1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 Sprinkles + 1 unit [[Guide_to_chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]]. 
|N/A
|A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.
|}

===Side Dishes===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFE0CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
!Cheese Fries
|1 [[#Space Fries|space fries]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
|-
![[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
!Cheese Omelette
|2  eggs + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s
|8 Nutriment
|Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
|-
![[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
!Fried Egg
|1  egg + 1 unit  [[#Salt|salt]] + 1 unit [[#Pepper|pepper]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper
|The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
|-
![[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
!Loaded Baked Potato
|1 Potato + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]
|6 Nutriment
|No bacon bits?
|-
![[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
!Eggplant Parmigiana
|2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Eggplant
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Clogs your arteries, healthily!
|-
![[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
!Warm Donk-Pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1  [[#Faggot|faggot]]
|4 Nutriment
|Contains [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]], until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
|-
![[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
!Hot Dog
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Sausage|Sausage]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin
|Fresh footlong ready to go down on.
|-
![[File:pigblanket.png|64px]]
!Pig in a Blanket
|1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1 [[#Butter|butter]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.
|-
![[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
!Eggs Benedict
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]] + 1 [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]
|6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
![[File:Beans.png|64px]]
!Tin of Beans
|2 Soy Beans + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]]
|10 Nutriment
|Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|}

===Pastries===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFEACC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:donut.png|64px]]
!Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 unit [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 [[#Sugar|sugar]]
|Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
![[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
!Jelly Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Berry Juice|berry juice]] or [[#Slime Jam|slime jam]] or [[#Cherry Jelly|cherry jelly]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,
|Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
![[File:mdonut.png|64px]]
!Meat Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 meat slab 
|3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup
|Tastes as gross as it looks.
|-
![[File:cdonut.png|64px]]
!Chaos Donut
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Hot Sauce|Hot Sauce]] + 5 units [[#Cold Sauce|Cold Sauce]]
|2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
'''Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): ''' 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylent Green
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 2 Human Meats
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
![[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
!Soylen Viridians
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Soy Bean
|10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
![[File:waffles.png|64px]]
!Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]]
|8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with syrup traps.
|-
![[File:roffle.png|64px]]
!Roffle Waffles
|2 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen
|8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin
|Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
|-
![[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
!Fortune Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy
|3 Nutriment
|Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
|-
![[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
!Sugar Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Sugar|Sugar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Just like your little sister used to make.
|-
![[File:muffin.png|64px]]
!Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]]
|6 Nutriment
|Muffin!
|-
![[File:Berrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Berry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment
|A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.
|-
![[File:Booberrymuffin.png|64px]]
!Booberry Muffin
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 5 units [[#Milk|milk]] + 1 Berry + 1 [[Shade|Ectoplasm]]
|6 Nutriment
|My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!
|-
![[File:cracker.png|64px]]
!Cracker
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1  [[#Salt|salt]]
|1 Nutriment
|Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"
|-
![[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
!Poppy Pretzel
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Poppy Seed
|5 Nutriment
|Heals brute damage with opium!
|-
![[File:Biscuit.png|64px]]
!Plump Biscuits
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Plump Helmet
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
|-
![[File:Oatmealcookie.png|64px]]
!Oatmeal cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best of both cookie and oat.
|-
![[File:Raisincookie.png|64px]]
!Raisin Cookie
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Oat stalk + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Why would you put raisins on a cookie?
|-
![[File:Cherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Bluecherrycupcake.png|64px]]
!Blue Cherry Cupcake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Blue cherry
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.
|-
![[File:Dankpocket.png|64px]]
!Dank-pocket
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|pastry base]] + 1 Cannabis
|3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]], 3 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]], 4 Nutriment
|
|-
![[File:Khachapuri.png|64px]]
!Khachapuri
|1 [[#Bread|plain bread]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 5 units egg yolk
|12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Chococornet.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Cornet
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 1 unit Salt + 1 [[Chocolate Bar]]
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:Honeybun.png|64px]]
!Honey Bun
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]] + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:pancake.png|64px]]
!Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]]
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Can be stacked. 
|-
![[File:bbpancake.png|64px]]
!Blueberry Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 Berry
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|-
![[File:ccpancake.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Chip Pancake
|1 [[#Pastry_Base|Pastry Base]], 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|Chocolate Bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin
|
|}

===Sweets===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFF4CC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chocegg.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Egg
|1  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]] + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco
|NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
|-
![[File:Chococoin.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Coin
|1 Coin + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco
|
|-
![[File:Chocodice.png|64px]]
!Fudge Dice
|1 Die + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Coco
|You get a fudge die after eating it.
|-
![[File:Chocoorange.png|64px]]
!Chocolate Orange
|1 Orange + 1 [[#Chocolate Bar|chocolate bar]]
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco
|
|-
![[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
!Candied Apple
|5 units [[#Caramel|Caramel]] + 1 Apple
|3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
|Happy <strike>Halloween</strike> generic shift!
|-
![[File:sundae.png|64px]]
!Sundae
|5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin
|A classic desert.
|-
![[File:honkdae.png|64px]]
!Honkdae
|5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin
|The clown's favorite desert.
|-
![[File:spacefreezy.png|64px]]
!Space Freezy
|5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream
|6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin
|The best icecream in space!
|-
![[File:Honeybar.png|64px]]
!Honey Nut Bar
|1 Oat + 5 units Honey
|5 Nutriment, 5 Honey
|
|-
![[File:Spiderlollipop.png|64px]]
!Spider Lollipop
|1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling
|1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 [[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|
|}

===Exotic===
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:80%" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Picture
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Recipe
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Ingredients
! scope="col" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Nutritional Value
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFFECC;'|Notes
|-
![[File:Chaw.png|64px]]
!Chawanmushi
|5 units Water + 5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2  [[#Boiled Egg|boiled egg]]s + 1 Chanterelle
|5 Nutriment
|Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?
|-
![[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
!Wing Fang Chu
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 2 xeno [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|At least it wasn't the [[Ian|dog]].
|-
![[File:enchi.png|64px]]
!Enchiladas
|2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 2 chilis + 2 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]]s
|8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin
|Spicy.
|-
![[File:classictaco.png|64px]]
!Classic Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]] + 1 Cabbage
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce
|-
![[File:plaintaco.png|64px]]
!Plain Taco
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]
|3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.
|-
![[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
!Egg Wrap
|1 [[#Fried Egg|fried egg]] + 1 Cabbage + 10 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]]
|5 Nutriment
|The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
![[File:Burrito.png|64px]]
!Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|Delicious!
|-
![[File:CheesyBurrito.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]]s + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|It's a burrito filled with cheese.
|-
![[File:CarneBurrito.png|64px]]
!Carne Asada Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 [[#Cutlet|cutlet]]s + 1 Soybeans
|5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin
|The best burrito for meat lovers.
|-
![[File:PlasmaBurrito.png|64px]]
!Fuego Plasma Burrito
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans
|4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin
|A super spicy burrito.
|-
![[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
!Kebab
|1 [[Metal Rod]] + 2 [[#Meat Steak|meat steak]]s (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 [[#Tofu|tofu]]s, or 1 lizard tail
|8 Nutriment
|You get the metal rod back after eating.
|-
![[File:Nachos.png|64px]]
!Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|Chips from Space Mexico
|-
![[File:CheesyNachos.png|64px]]
!Cheesy Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 1 [[#Cheese Wedge|cheese wedge]] + 1 unit Salt
|6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt
|The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.
|-
![[File:Cuban Nachos.png|64px]]
!Cuban Nachos
|1 [[#Tortilla|tortilla]] + 5 units [[#Ketchup|Ketchup]] + 2 Chili pepper
|7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin
|That's some dangerously spicy nachos.
|-
![[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
!Amanita Jelly
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Amanitas
|6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|It's evil, don't touch it!
|-
![[File:duff.gif|64px]]
!Spacy Liberty Duff
|1 Bowl + 5 units [[#Water|water]] + 5 units [[#Vodka|vodka]] + 3 Liberty Caps
|6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen
|The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
|-
![[File:Melonkeg.gif|64px]]
!Melon Keg
|1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units [[#Vodka|vodka]]
|9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin
|Who knew vodka was a fruit?
|-
![[File:stuffedlegion.gif|64px]]
!Stuffed Legion
|1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin
|5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin
|Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.
|-
![[File:powercrepe.png|64px]]
!Powercrepe
|1 [[#Flat Dough|flat dough]] + 1 [[#Milk|Milk]] + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre
|10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly
|With great power, comes great crepes.
|-
![[File:branrequests.png|64px]]
!Bran Requests Cereal
|1 Wheat + 1 [[#4no Raisins|4no Raisins]]
|3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt
|A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.
|-
![[File:Riceandpork.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Rice and Pork}}Rice and Pork
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 2 Cutlet
|18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine
| It's rice and ..."pork".
|-
![[File:Eggbowl.png|64px]]
!Egg Bowl
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 1 [[#Boiled Egg|Boiled egg]] + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn
|4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin
|A bowl of rice with a fried egg.
|-
![[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
!Rice Pudding
|1 [[#Boiled Rice|Boiled Rice]] + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar
|9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar
|
|-
![[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
!{{anchor|Meat Bun}}Meat Bun
|5 units [[#Soy Sauce|soy sauce]] + 1 [[#Bun|bun]] + 1  [[#Faggot|faggot]] + 1 Cabbage
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Has the potential to not be Dog.
|-
![[File:Ratkebab.png|64px]]
!Rat kebab
|1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.
|-
![[File:Doubleratkebab.png|64px]]
!Double Rat Kebab
|2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod
|6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin
|Twice the rat, twice the flavor.
|-
|}

===Custom Recipes===
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.

{| class="wikitable sortable" style="width:50%" align="center" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"
! scope="col" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|Custom food
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#EFFAC8;'|How to acquire
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Bread}}Custom Bread
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Bread|plain bread]]. Sliceable for custom [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Cake
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Cake|plain cake]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pizza}}Custom Pizza
|Use ingredients on a [[#Pizza Bread|pizza bread]]. Sliceable for custom cake slice.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Pie}}Custom Pie
|Use ingredients on a [[#Plain Pie|plain pie]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Spaghetti}}Custom Spaghetti
|Use ingredients on a plate of [[#Boiled Spaghetti|boiled spaghetti]].
|-
!{{anchor|Custom salad}}Custom Salad
|Use ingredients on an empty bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom Cake}}Custom Soup
|Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom kebab}}Custom Kebab
|Use ingredients on a metal rod.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom sandwich}}Custom Sandwich
|Use ingredients on any [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]]. Use another [[#Bread Slice|bread slice]] (any type) to finish the sandwich.
|-
!{{anchor|Custom burger}}Custom Burger
|Use ingredients on a [[#Bun|bun]].
|}