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===Theatre===
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This is the starting location for the trustworthy [[Clown]] and the shy but competitive [[Mime]]. Requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has a random instrument in its corner at the start of a shift. You can <s>annoy the shit out of everyone</s> [[Piano|play awesome music]] with it and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the [[dorms]].

Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.
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 |name=Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill
 |image=BarMETA.png
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 |headerbgcolor=lightgreen
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 |department=Recreational
 |exits=West to Starboard Primary Hallway, east to the [[Theatre]], north to [[maintenance]], south to [[Kitchen]]
 |purpose=Host barfights
 |access=
 |contents=A [[Piano|piano]], Booze-O-Mat, seatings at kitchen and bar counter and three more mixed tables by the theater, with slot and vending machines.
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 |description= Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, and a theatre for performances!
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Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!