Editing NTSL Scripts (section)

=== Choreographed Always Look on the Bright Side of Life === 
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//to bring some joy to a station in dire need just say "/happy all" over general radio
//to bring joy to a single person one just needs to say "/happy [insert downer]"
//remember to fill the authority slot with your name 
//and as always capitalisation is important

$authority ="[insert name here]";

$Bright = vector("Some things in life are bad,They can really make you mad","Other things just make you swear and curse.","When you're chewing on life's gristle ","Don't grumble, give a whistle","And this'll help things turn out for the best...","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","If life seems jolly rotten","There's something you've forgotten","And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.","When you're feeling in the dumps","Don't be silly, chumps!","Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.","And... always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the light side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","For life is quite absurd","And death's the final word","You must always face the curtain with a bow.","Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin","Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.","So always look on the bright side of death tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Just before you draw your terminal breath tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Life's a piece of shit","When you look at it","Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.","You'll see it's all a show","Keep 'em laughing as you go","Just remember that the last laugh is on you.","And always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Come on guys, cheer up!","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","Worse things happen at sea, you know.","Always look on the bright side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum","I mean - what have you got to lose?","You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.What have you lost? Nothing!","Always look on the right side of life... tudum tudu-tudu-tudum");

def implode($vector)

{
        $str = at($vector, 1);
        remove($vector, $str);
        if(length($vector) > 0) 
        {
                $str += " ";
                $str += implode($vector);
        }
        return $str;
}
if (mem("Happy") == mem("invalid"))
{
        mem("Happy","0");
}
if($source == $authority)
{
        if(at(explode($content, " "), 1) == "/happy")
        {
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/happy");
                $name = implode($vec);          
                $pass = 0;
                mem($name,$name);
        }
        if(at(explode($content, " "),1) == "/unhappy")
        {
                $pass = 0;
                $vec = explode($content, " ");
                remove($vec, "/unhappy");
                $temp = implode($vec);
                mem($temp, 0);
        }       
}
if ("all" == mem("all"))
{
        $temp = mem("Happy");
        $count = tonum($temp);
        $content = at($Bright,$count);
        $count = $count +1;
        $temp2 = length($Bright);
        if ($count > $temp2)
        {
                $count = 1;
        } 
        $temp3 = tostring($count);
        mem("Happy",$temp3); 
}
if($source == mem($source))
{
        $output = implode($Bright);
        $content = $output;
}
if ($pass == 0 && $job =="AI")
{
        $pass = 1;
        $content = "beep";
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