Editing Guide to races (section)

==={{anchor|Lizardperson}}[[Lizardperson|Lizardpeople]]===
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Second class citizens, lizards are generally relegated to lower level work.<br> 
Within a department a lizard staff member may enjoy anywhere from almost equal standing to obvious racism and disrespect, depending on their coworkers. They enjoy no advantages beyond their striking appearance.<br>
Their appearance and naming conventions are loosely derived from the Argonians, of Skyrim.

'''Gameplay'''

Name yourself Does-The-Gimmick. Set all your accessory slots and become an unrecognizable blob of pixels. <strike>Be locked out of important positions.</strike> Threaten the HoP with a lawsuit if he doesn't promote you to a Head position and get promptly lasered to death.<br> Make it hard to understand a word you say by hissing frequently. Get discriminated against for being a snowflake race.

'''Diet'''
* Likes: Meat and disgusting things like small creatures that run around on four legs famous for disease
* Dislikes: Grain and dairy, what kind of creature would hate pizza or cake?!

'''Benefits'''
* Memorable appearance.
* Solidarity with lizards staffmates.
* Lizardpeople take one third less heat damage.
* Lizard tails and hides can be used to craft sought after items like lizard wine, the Liz O' Nine Tails and lizard cloche hats.

'''Drawbacks'''
* Likely target of racism.
* Noticeable lisssp.
* 50% more cold damage.
* Non-human to the AI.
* ''Your'' lizard tail and hide can be used to craft sought-after items.

'''Where to find them:'''
* Everywhere but command department.