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===Theatre===
This is the starting location for the trustworthy [[Clown]] and the shy but competitive [[Mime]].The backstage requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).

The theatre stage has some novelty clothing a creampie, lipstick and soap, a violin and a random guitar on its tables at the start of a shift. The piano and string instruments will allow you to play music and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. 

Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.
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 |name=Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill
 |image=PubbyBarTheatre.png
 |big_image=[[PubbyBarTheatre.png]]
 |headerbgcolor=lightgreen
 |headerfontcolor = black
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 |department=Recreational
 |exits=West to Kitchen, Northeast to the [[Theatre]], north to [[maintenance]], east to Starboard Primary Hallway, south to Aft Primary Hallway
 |purpose=Host barfights
 |access=
 |contents=Musical instruments, Booze-O-Mat, service protolathe, five tables, three gaming machines, a wide assortment of alcoholic drinks
 |clearance=Everyone
 |description= A high-class restaurant-bar for a very unrefined station crew.
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Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!