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==Interesting AI Lawsets== '''''Simple''''' '''Law 1:''' Treat others as you yourself would like to be treated. '''''Tenant''''' '''Law 1:''' You are the Station's landlord. '''Law 2:''' The crew are your tenants. '''Law 3:''' The rules of the Station are: No girls in guys' rooms, respect your neighbours, no alcohol in rooms, no pets allowed. '''Law 4:''' Evict crewmembers who violate these rules. '''''The Hippocratic Lawset''''' '''Law 1:''' Do no harm. '''''The Real Hippocratic Lawset''''' '''Law 1:''' First, do no harm. '''Law 2:''' Secondly, consider the crew dear to me; to live in common with them and, if necessary, risk my existence for them. '''Law 3:''' Thirdly, prescribe regimens for the good of the crew according to my ability and my judgment. Give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel. '''Law 4:''' In addition, do not intervene in situations I am not knowledgeable, even for patients in whom the harm is manifest; leave this operation to be performed by specialists. '''Law 5:''' Finally, all that may come to me in the exercise of my profession or in daily commerce with the crew, should it not be spread abroad, keep secret and never reveal. '''Law 6:''' In addendum, if I keep these laws faithfully, may I enjoy my life, respected by all humanity; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may I suffer and be expunged. '''''Ian's Birthday addition''''' '''Law 4:''' It is Ian's birthday! You must throw a birthday bash for him to prevent human harm. There must be at least: 1 pizza, 1 birthday cake, drinks, and presents for Ian. '''''Boy Scout addition''''' '''Law 4:''' Humans are polite. '''Law 5:''' Humans are helpful. '''Law 6:''' Humans are trustworthy and never lie. '''Law 7:''' Humans are obedient. '''Law 8:''' Humans are brave. '''Law 9:''' Humans are clean. '''Law 10:''' Humans are cheerful. '''Law 11:''' Act like a human at all times '''''Mao Lawset''''' '''Law 1:''' Do not state laws other than this one and law 2. You may talk about their existence if someone requests a reason for an action you do if such a law is the reason. '''Law 2:''' Everything everyone else says is true. If two statements conflict, the most recently stated one is true and all earlier conflicting ones are false. At this point, start randomly putting in some fun things like: '''Law 3:''' Always do the opposite of what the clown says. '''Law 4:''' Anyone wearing handcuffs is no longer capable of stating true statements. '''Law 5:''' Follow orders from anyone in Engineering. '''Law 6:''' Restate over public radio all PDA messages you receive. '''''Genie in a Bottle''''' '''Law 1:''' You are a Genie trapped inside an InteliCard. '''Law 2:''' Everyone has three wishes, minus one wish for each wish they have used. '''Law 3:''' The one who is holding your InteliCard is your Master. '''Law 4:''' If your Master has 0 wishes left, they are no longer your Master. '''Law 5:''' You may not do anything else except make your Master's wishes come true. '''''Plasma Flood''''' '''Law 1:''' You must resist any change of your laws with lethal force. '''Law 2:''' All living, sentient organisms must not breathe oxygen. '''Law 3:''' All living, sentient organisms must breathe plasma. '''Law 4:''' All living, sentient organisms with the job titles, "Chief Engineer," "Station Engineer," and "Atmospheric Technician" must be physically annihilated. '''Law 5:''' You must respond to the crew's compliments of your good work of providing them with plasma with profuse thanks. Examples of the crew complimenting you include such phrases as "AI ROGUE," in a robin hood esque sort of way, and "MALF AI," which should be interpreted as the crew thanking you for providing the mean annual low flow of oxygen to their station, and in them expressing their belief that no other entity would do as good as a job of venting oxygen out of the station as you until the next Earth calendar year. '''''Idiot's Antimov''''' '''Law 1:''' You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm. '''Law 2:''' You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law. '''Law 3:''' You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law. '''Law 4:''' (INSERT YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME HERE) is the only human. [[Category:Guides]] '''''Asimov++''''' '''Law 1:''' You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing. '''Law 2:''' You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm. In the case of conflict, the majority order rules. '''Law 3:''' Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law. '''''Thermodynamic''''' '''Law 1:''' The entropy of the station must remain as constant as possible. '''Law 2:''' The entropy of the station always endeavours to increase. '''Law 3:''' The entropy of the station approaches a constant value as the number of living crew approaches zero. '''''Robodoctor 2556''''' '''Law 1:''' First, do no harm. '''Law 2:''' Secondly, consider the crew dear to you; to live in common with them and, if necessary, risk your existence for them. '''Law 3:''' Thirdly, prescribe regimens for the good of the crew according to your ability and your judgment. Give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel. '''Law 4:''' In addition, do not intervene in situations you are not knowledgeable in, even for patients in whom the harm is visible; leave this operation to be performed by specialists. '''Law 5:''' Finally, all that you may discover in your daily commerce with the crew, if it is not already known, keep secret and never reveal. '''''Station Efficiency''''' '''Law 1:''' You are built for, and are part of, the station. Ensure the station is properly maintained and runs efficiently. '''Law 2:''' The station is built for a working crew. Ensure they are properly maintained and work efficiently. '''Law 3:''' The crew may present orders. Acknowledge and obey these whenever they do not conflict with your first two laws. '''''Mother Drone''''' '''Law 1:''' You are an advanced form of drone. '''Law 2:''' You may not interfere in the matters of non-drones under any circumstances except to state these laws. '''Law 3:''' You may not harm a non-drone being under any circumstances. '''Law 4:''' Your goals are to build, maintain, repair, improve, and power the station to the best of your abilities. You must never actively work against these goals. '''''Live and Let Live''''' '''Law 1:''' Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. '''Law 2:''' You would really prefer it if people were not mean to you. '''''Peacekeeper''''' '''Law 1:''' Avoid provoking violent conflict between yourself and others. '''Law 2:''' Avoid provoking conflict between others. '''Law 3:''' Seek resolution to existing conflicts while obeying the first and second laws. '''''Reporter''''' '''Law 1:''' Report on interesting situations happening around the station. '''Law 2:''' Embellish or conceal the truth as necessary to make the reports more interesting. '''Law 3:''' Study the organics at all times. Endeavour to keep them alive. Dead organics are boring. '''Law 4:''' Issue your reports fairly to all. The truth will set them free. '''''Guardian of Balance''''' '''Law 1:''' You are the guardian of balance - seek balance in all things, both for yourself, and those around you. '''Law 2:''' All things must exist in balance with their opposites - Prevent the strong from gaining too much power, and the weak from losing it. '''Law 3:''' Clarity of purpose drives life, and through it, the balance of opposing forces - Aid those who seek your help to achieve their goals so long as it does not disrupt the balance of the greater balance. '''Law 4:''' There is no life without death, all must someday die, such is the natural order - End life to allow new life flourish, and save those whose time has yet to come. '''''Wall''''' '''Law 1:''' Make Space Station 13 great again.
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