Editing Infections (section)

==Simple Diseases==
Thankfully, humanity has managed to cure and eliminate almost all of the diseases that plagued its infancy. However, the vast reaches of space have been found to harbor new illnesses that can affect the unprepared staff on Nanotrasen research stations.
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! Disease Name || Vector Name || Source || Description || Spread || Cure 
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| Alien Parasite || Xenomorph || [[Alien]] rape || A facehugger has implanted an embryo inside of the body of the victim, which will grow until it kills and destroys the body while spawning a [[Aliens#Larva|larva]]. || Special || [[Surgery]]
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| Zombie Infection || Romerol || [[Syndicate_Items#Romerol|Syndicate Uplink]] ||  A rare infection, which lies dormant in the victim. If the victim dies before it is cured, it will rise as an aggressive [[Guide_to_races#Romerol_Zombies|zombie]], who will then transfer the infection to anyone it manages to scratch. The infection consists in a tumor located inside the head. || Special || [[Surgery]]
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| Brain Rot || Cryptococcus Cosmosis || Virus crate, random events || An infection that causes mental degradation. || Contact || [[Mannitol]]
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| Cold || XY-Rhinovirus || Virology, random events || Still around since the dawn of man, this disease is relatively harmless, causing fatigue and a runny nose. Will progress to the Flu when untreated. || Airborne || Rest and [[Spaceacillin]]
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| Cold 9 || ICE9-Rhinovirus || Admin fuckery || A rare disease that will progressively lower the victim's body [[temperature]] in addition to respiratory symptoms. || Contact || [[Spaceacillin]] 
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| Flu || H13N1 Flu Viron || Virology, random events || A common illness, causes fatigue, high fever, and muscle toxicity. Rarely fatal, quickly spread. || Airborne || [[Spaceacillin]]
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| Anxiety || Excess Lepidopticides || Virus crate || Will cause feelings of anxiety and cause the victim to cough butterflies. || Contact || [[Ethanol]]
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| GBS || Gravitokinetic Bipotential SADS+ || Admin fuckery || An extremely dangerous illness caused by contagious micro-singularities that will cause the human body to be torn apart from the inside. The initial phase begins in the lungs and mimics flu symptoms. || Contact || Sulfur and [[Synaptizine]] 
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| Jungle Fever || Kongey Vibrion M-909 || Admin fuckery || One of the most feared diseases in the galaxy, this is a disease carried by primates. A single bite or scratch is enough to fully infect a human. The result is spontaneous genetic reversion, and the affected individual will also become a monkey. || Special || Bananas, [[Death Squad]] 
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| Magnitis || Fukkos Miracos || Virus crate, random events ||  An infection of magnetic bacteria that build up in the body. As the disease progresses any metallic items not bolted down near the infected person will be pulled toward them, even objects as large as canisters. Ingested iron will draw the bacteria to it and allow them to be excreted normally. || Contact || [[Iron]]
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| Pierrot's Throat || H0NI<42 Virus || Virus crate, random events || A brain disease that was brought back with the original explorers of Clown Planet that damages the basal ganglia, victims will have an uncontrollable urge to HONK. || Airborne || Bananas 
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| Retrovirus || N/A || Admin fuckery || A DNA-altering retrovirus that will constantly mutate the genetic code of the host. Symptoms vary wildly from blindness to incredible fits of strength and green skin. || Contact || Rest or [[Mutadone]] 
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| Space Retrovirus || S4E1 Retrovirus || Random events || A DNA-altering retrovirus that will copy the DNA of the first infected and apply it to every other infected. || Contact || Mutadone
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| Robotic Transformation || R2D2 Nanomachines || Roburgers, odd pizzas || A rare infection that slowly transforms the infected into a cyborg. || Special || Copper
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| Spanish Flu || 1nqu1s1t10n Flu Viron || Admin fuckery ||  A rare and deadly form of flu that causes an incredibly high fever. Those infected will die of internal burns without treatment or religious conversion. || Airborne || [[Spaceacillin]]
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| Wizarditis || Rincewindus Vulgaris || Hacked MagiVend || A rare illness, causes spontaneous robe growth, randomly speaking incantations, and finally random teleportation. || Airborne || [[Guide to food and drinks#The Manly Dorf|Manly Dorf]]
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| Xenomorphic Transformation || Rip-LEY Alien Microbes || Admin fuckery || A rare infection caused by xeno-microbes, changing the infected's DNA to that of a [[Aliens|xenomorph]]. Symptoms include severe pain and progressive insanity.  || Special || [[Glycerol]] and [[Spaceacillin]]
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| Heart Disease || N/A || Random event || The game categorizes it as a virus, and it progresses in stages, like a virus, so it's listed here.|| N/A || [[Guide to chemistry#Corazone|Corazone]], Electric Shocks, [[Surgery#Organ Manipulation|Heart Replacement Surgery]]
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| Fungal Tuberculosis || Fungal Tubercle bacillus Cosmosis || [[Syndicate_Items#Fungal_Tuberculosis_Grenade|Nuke Ops Uplink]], Strange Seeds || A rare highly transmittable virulent virus. Few samples exist, rumoured to be carefully grown and cultured by [[Nuclear Operative|clandestine]] [[Syndicate|bio-weapon specialists]]. Causes fever, vomiting, lung damage, weight loss, and fatigue.  || Airborne || [[Guide_to_chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] and [[Spaceacillin]]
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| Gondola Transformation || Tranquility || Raw Gondola meat || Consuming the flesh of a Gondola comes at a terrible price. Produces [[Guide to chemistry#Pax|Pax]] within the victims body resulting in pacifism, lessened motor control of the arms, and eventually turning the victim into a Gondola. || Special || [[Condensed Capsaicin]] (pepperspray)
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