Editing Syndicate Items (section)

==Role Restricted==
===Reverse Revolver===
{{anchor|Reverse_Revolver}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Reverse Revolver
 |image = Revolver.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 14 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Clown]].
 |usedfor = Shooting people or tricking them into killing themselves. 
 |strategy = shoot at people with it, have people shoot at you with it!
 |description = This revolver with a special pin can only be shot straight by clumsy people. Everyone else who tries to fire it will instead shoot themselves in the face.<br> People can prove hard to convince it's the real deal, especially metagamers that see a clown with a gun and know what's up. Advanced pranking would involve other traitors' revolvers.
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===Clown Bomb===
{{anchor|Clown_Bomb}}
{{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Clown Bomb
 |image = Syndicate_Bomb.gif
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 15 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Clown]].
 |usedfor = Mass pranking. 
 |strategy = Place this in a department that REALLY needs to cheer up. 
 |description = You know what's the only thing worse than a bomb?<br> 
A bomb that releases fifty clowns. It even honks instead of beeping.
 }}

===Reverse Bear Trap===
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{{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Reverse Bear Trap
 |image = Reversebeartrap.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 5 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Clown]].
 |usedfor = Executing someone in a very spectacular, gruesome fashion.
 |strategy = Attack someone with it and keep them still for 3 seconds. 
 |description = An ingenious execution device worn on (or forced onto) the head. Arming it starts a 1-minute kitchen timer mounted on the bear trap. When it goes off, the trap's jaws will violently open, instantly killing anyone wearing it by tearing their jaws in half.<br>
To arm, attack someone with it while they're not wearing headgear, and you will force it onto their head after three seconds uninterrupted.<br>
The victim can attempt to disarm it. Each disarm attempt makes them a little more likely to succeed.
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===Australicus Slime Mutator===
{{anchor|Australicus Slime Mutator}}
{{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Australicus Slime Mutator
 |image = Syringe.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 10 telecrystals. Only available to [[Roboticist|Roboticists]], [[Scientist|Scientists]] and the [[Research Director]].
 |usedfor = Causing a spider apocalypse. 
 |strategy = Inject this into an unused [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Gold_Slime|gold slime extract]]. 
 |description = Requires knowledge in [[Guide_to_xenobiology|xenobiology]] to use properly. Buying this gives you a syringe containing 1u Spider Extract. When this substance is injected into an unused [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Gold_Slime|gold slime extract]] it spawns three non-hostile and non-sentient [[Spider#Uncommon_Spiders|broodmother spiders]]. These won't cause any havoc unless you manage to make them sentient, which can be done with a sentience potion made from [[Guide_to_xenobiology#Light_Pink_Slime|light pink extracts]] (not included). 
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===Clown Car===
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{{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Clown Car
 |image = Clowncar.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 20 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Clown]].
 |usedfor = High-octane multi-seat pranking action.
 |strategy = Run people over, stuff them in your trunk. Henk!
 |description = The clown car lets you run people over and stuff them inside your trunk. They're unable to escape unless you crash into a wall, which will fling you and any passengers outside!<br> 
Comes with a horn, a button to release all passengers and a lube-defense mechanism(tm) which has a 1/3 chance to drop some lube if someone decides to shoot at your sweet ride.<br>
Only clowns can drive this.
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===EZ clean bundle===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = EZ clean bundle
 |image = Grenade.png 
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 6 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Janitor]].
 |usedfor = Cleaning every "stain" with maximum prejudice. 
 |strategy = It still cleans and looks like a normal cleaning grenade, so you have a bit of headstart when throwing it in the middle of a crowded, dirty hallway. They will notice very soon though.
 |description = This bundle of 3 illegal cleaning grenades from Waffle Co. have a generous serving of trademark reagent "ez clean", guaranteed to strip away any organic stain. Highly effective in littered, dirty, crowded hallways.
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===His Grace===
{{anchor|His_Grace}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = His Grace
 |image = His Grace.gif
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 20 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Chaplain]].
 |usedfor = ''Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.''
 |strategy = The counter resets with each body consumed, and with it the benefits. Try to build corpse stockpiles to minimize the risks of maximum buffs. The hunger also grows faster with each body consumed.
 |description = His Grace is a powerful entity that can grant enormous powers in exchange for sacrifices. Spawned dormant use it inhand to activate it. Once activated and soulbound to the player, the hunger starts. As His Grace grows hungrier, it grants its wielder various buffs. <br>It starts peckish, giving just a moderate damage buff. <br>Then he hungers, giving some damage and healing when held, and will devour any that come near him if he is resting on the ground. <br> More hunger leads to him being famished, at which point the damage and healing start to become considerable, but he will not let go of your hand anymore at this point. '''GET-FOOD'''.<br> '''STARVING: NOW YOU DID IT'''. You are basically a hulk with a ridiculous healing buff; I hope you read this guide in advance, because you have about ten seconds to live befor-
'''DEATH''': you are dead. The hunger was too much, so His Grace has worked his way up your arm and popped your head in his jaws like a ripe grape.<br> At this point the counter resets, his grace rests on the ground one last time and if no assistants gets too close, becomes dormant again from the hunger. Bodies can be retrieved from his jaws, and changelings can revive and crawl out.<br>
'''ASCENSION''': If His Grace eats 25 people, it will turn a golden color, gain extra force and will never go back to sleep. It will always stay at its current hunger level.
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===Haunted Magic Eightball===
{{anchor|Haunted_Magic_Eightball}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Haunted Magic Eightball
 |image = eightball.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 2 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Curator]].
 |usedfor = Communicating with [[Ghost|Ghosts]]. 
 |strategy = Help your decision making by asking ghost players "yes or no" questions. 
 |description = Just like the toy version, this eightball has a pool of twenty answers. The toy version just picks them randomly, while this haunted version polls all the ghosts and then picks the most popular answer selected by them. To use, it must be shaken for 15 seconds after you've spoken your question aloud, and then has a 3 minute cooldown between uses. Haunted and toy eightballs are indistinguishable except in the quality of their answers. Ghosts are fickle things and it's uncertain wether they will help you or not. Has a limited stock of 1 item. <br><br> The twenty possible answers are the following: <br>'''"It is certain", "It is decidedly so", "Without a doubt", "Yes definitely", "You may rely on it", "As I see it, yes", "Most likely", "Outlook good", "Yes", "Signs point to yes", "Reply hazy try again", "Ask again later", "Better not tell you now", "Cannot predict now", "Concentrate and ask again", "Don't count on it", "My reply is no", "My sources say no", "Outlook not so good" '''and''' "Very doubtful"'''. 
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===Ancient Jumpsuit===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Ancient Jumpsuit
 |image = grey_jumpsuit.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 20 telecrystals. Only available to [[Assistant]]s.
 |usedfor = Show you are a seasoned greytider. 
 |strategy = None. 
 |description = An old smelly grey jumpsuit, this item provides no benefit or disadvantage other than bragging rights. 
 }}

===Ancient Toolbox===
{{anchor|Toolbox}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Ancient Toolbox
 |image = Testbox.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 2 telecrystals. Only available to [[Assistant]]s.
 |usedfor = Bashing heads in and everything tool-related.
 |strategy = Bash people, bash windows, hacking doors, increase its damage with telecrystals.
 |contents = [[File:Screwdriver tool.png|link=Screwdriver]] [[File:Wrench.png|link=Wrench]] [[File:Welder.png|link=Welding Tool]]<br> [[File:Crowbar.png|link=Crowbar]] [[File:Multitool.png|link=Multitool]] [[File:Wirecutters.png|link=Wirecutters]] [[File:IGloves.png|link=Insulated_Gloves]]
 |description = A toolbox specially preserved and modified for your robusting needs, comes with regular tools, not syndicate ones, thus the tools are not special, however it comes with [[Insulated Gloves]], to top it off it increases in brute the more telecrystals you have inside it! Does not come with a [[analyzer]].
}}

===Modified Syringe Gun===
{{anchor|Modified_Syringe_Gun}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Modified Syringe Gun
 |image = Sgun.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 14 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Geneticist]] and the [[Chief Medical Officer]].
 |usedfor = Instantly injecting someone with DNA from a distance.
 |strategy = Shoot someone with a mutator with a bad disability. 
 |description = A syringe gun that fires DNA injectors instead of normal syringes.
 }}

===Banana Cream Pie Cannon===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Banana Cream Pie Cannon
 |image = Pie_cannon.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 10 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Clown]].
 |usedfor = Shooting pies into people's faces. 
 |strategy = Shoot people in the face with it and then finish them off by other means. 
 |description = A special pie cannon for a special clown. This gadget can hold up to 20 pies and automatically fabricates one every two seconds. 
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===Magillitis Serum Autoinjector===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = experimental autoinjector
 |image = Bottle16.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 15 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Geneticist]] and the [[Chief Medical Officer]].
 |usedfor = Going apeshit.
 |strategy = Use this on yourself and start smashing things.
 |description = Contains a [[Guide_to_chemistry#Magillitis|chemical]] that turns you into a fast, tough gorilla after a short while.
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===Box of Gorilla Cubes===
{{anchor|Box of Gorilla Cubes}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Box of Gorilla Cubes
 |image = Monkey_Cube_Box.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 6 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Geneticist]] and the [[Chief Medical Officer]].
 |usedfor = Spreading mayhem, raising a sentient gorilla army.
 |strategy = These are similar to [[Research_items#Monkey_Cube|monkey cubes]], but will release angry gorillas when rehydrated. Especially fun when combined with sentience potions! 
 |description = A box with three Waffle Co. brand gorilla cubes. Expose them to water and watch the mayhem from a safe distance.
 }}

===Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod
 |image = modkit.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 5 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Shaft Miner]]. Only 2 in stock.
 |usedfor = Making your Kinetic Accelerator a weapon for use on the station.
 |strategy = Use this to make your Kinetic Accelerator a powerful weapon in pressurized environments like on the station.
 |description = A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. Occupies 35% mod capacity. Use 2 for full damage.
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===Guide to Advanced Mimery Series===
{{anchor|Guide_to_Advanced_Mimery_Series}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Guide to Advanced Mimery Series Part 1 & 2
 |image = Syndibox.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 12 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Mime]].
 |usedfor = Shooting bullets out of your fingers. Making invisible 3x1 walls.
 |strategy = Killing someone with your fingers or putting up a wall to escape your pursuers.
 |contents = [[file:advanced mimery.png]] [[file: advanced mimery.png]]
 |description = The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers.
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===Explosive Hot Potato===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Explosive Hot Potato
 |image = Potato.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 4 telecrystals. Only available to [[Cook|Cooks]], [[Botanist|Botanists]], the [[Clown]] and the [[Mime]].
 |usedfor = Causing mass panic and small explosions.
 |strategy = Activate and hit someone to transfer it to them, and watch the madness!
 |description = When used inhand, a special mechanism activates preventing it from being dropped, and a timer starts. The potato can only be transferred away from you by hitting another being with it, and when the timer expires it explodes.
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===Brainwashing Surgery Program===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Brainwashing Surgery Program
 |image = Disk.gif
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 5 telecrystals. Only available to [[Medical Doctor]]s, [[Chief_Medical_Officer|CMO]] and [[Roboticist|Roboticists]].
 |usedfor = Turning people into mindslaves through surgery. 
 |strategy = Brainwash people, preferably authority figures, to fulfill your will. 
 |description = A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant a primary objective onto a target which he/she must obey. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure.
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===Reagent Dartgun===
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 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Reagent Dartgun
 |image = Regeantdartgun.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 12 telecrystals. Only available to the [[Chemist]] and the [[Chief Medical Officer]].
 |usedfor = Shooting chemicals without reloading syringes.
 |strategy = Use it as you would a normal syringe gun; the only difference is that it holds up to 4 syringes that it produces automatically.
 |description = This special dartgun produces 4 syringes every 25 seconds and draws from an internal 100u chemical tank.
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===Blast Cannon===
{{anchor|Blast Cannon}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Blast Cannon
 |image = Loaded_blastcannon.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 14 telecrystals. Only available to [[Scientist|Scientists]] and the [[Research Director]].
 |usedfor = Firing your own immovable rod, sniping AIs from across Z-levels.
 |strategy = Load it with a TTV bomb and delete everything in a straight line.
 |description = This unassuming piece of hardware can load TTVs and will launch a projectile in a straight line, until it gets stopped by a wall. Wall penetration power is determined by the bomb's theoretical explosion size.<br> Projectiles fly across Z-levels, which is very fun with looping Z-levels, or even just for sniping AIs across space.
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===Concealed Weapon Bay===
{{anchor|Concealed Weapon Bay}}
 {{Item
 |bgcolor1 = #cccccc
 |bgcolor2 = #cccccc
 |name = Concealed Weapon Bay
 |image = Brokenbottle.png
 |foundin = Ordered via syndicate uplink, costs 3 telecrystals. Only available to [[Roboticist|Roboticists]] and the [[Research Director]].
 |usedfor = Hiding a weapon in a non-combat [[Guide_to_robotics#Exosuits|Exosuit]]
 |strategy = Use on a finished [[Guide_to_robotics#Exosuits|Exosuit]]. Then do the same with a [[Guide_to_robotics#Exosuit_Weapons|mech-weapon]] of choice. 
 |description = 
The concealed weapon bay is an item that attaches to non-combat [[Guide_to_robotics#List_of_Exosuits|mechs]] such as [[Guide_to_robotics#Ripley_APLU|Ripleys]] or [[Guide_to_robotics#Odysseus|Odysseuses]] and allows them to equip one [[Guide_to_robotics#Exosuit_Weapons|mech weapon]]. A mech can only have one attached. Examining the mech will not reveal the attached weapon (although the raising message still shows). 
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