Editing Chemical recipes

Tired of juggling bottles when mixing complicated chemicals? Give these a try and feel free to add your own recipes.

Unless stated otherwise, it's assumed that you're using a 100u container (large beaker/large water bottle/shaker etc.) for mixing.

= Chemical Recipe Recording =
{{anchor|Chemical Macros}}
<s>You can save recipes in the chem dispenser to instantly dispense a certain combination of chemicals at the touch of a button at the remaining cost of dispenser power.

Recipes are tied to a specific Chem Dispenser, and anyone using that dispenser will be able to see, use and erase recipes in it. You also cannot remove individual recipes, as the dispenser only allows you to add recipes and erase all recipes saved.

You can give your recipe any name, and you enter the ingredients in the format <code><ingredient_id>=<amount></code>, separated by semicolons.
For example:
{|
|----
|<code>oxygen=20;nitrogen=15;carbon=10</code>
|-
|<code>water=100</code>
|-
|<code>sulfur=10;ethanol=50</code>
|----
|}

If your recipe doesn't appear in the chem dispenser menu, then you've most likely entered it incorrectly, so try again.</s>

August 2019, the above "chemical recipes" (aka macros) feature was removed from /tg/station, and replaced with recipe recording. You can record recipes by clicking the chem/booze/drink dispenser, and clicking "Record Recipe". Then dispense some reagents, then click "Save". See this gif for an example:<br>
[[File:JJRcops_chem_recording_example.gif]]

=Reagent List=
This list was used by the old chemical macros feature, which has since been removed from /tg/station. It's kept for certain other stations using /tg/ code. 

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! scope="col" style='width:70px; background-color:#FFDD66;'|Name
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Ingredient ID
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|Welding Fuel
|welding_fuel
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|Stable Plasma
|stable_plasma
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|Carbon Dioxide
|co2
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|Oxygen
|oxygen
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|Hydrogen
|hydrogen
|-
|Nitrogen
|nitrogen
|-
|Chlorine
|chlorine
|-
|Fluorine
|fluorine
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|Mercury
|mercury
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|Sulfur
|sulfur
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|Sulphuric acid 
|sacid
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|Silicon
|silicon
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|Iodine
|iodine
|-
|Ethanol
|ethanol
|-
|Bromine
|bromine
|-
|Radium
|radium
|-
|Lithium
|lithium
|-
|Phosphorus
|phosphorus
|-
|Sodium
|sodium
|-
|Sugar
|sugar
|-
|Silver
|silver
|-
|Iron
|iron
|- 
|Copper
|copper
|-
|Aluminum
|aluminum
|-
|Space Drugs
|space_drugs
|-
|Morphine
|morphine
|-
|Miner's Salve
|mine_salve
|-
|Toxin
|toxin
|-
|Carpotoxin
|carpotoxin
|}
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== Useful Player Submitted Macros ==
'''These can no longer be used on /tg/station.''' <br>

Click [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12vRyMwELUs-dlXZN5jtBHTzW2SyXln47KEhT8nDbuzI/edit?usp=sharing this spreadsheet] for a large and player maintained list of macros.Submitted July 21 2019. <br>


'''Old/outdated list below:''' Many of the following macros are outdated and no longer work. Some of them may only work at a later tech level since you need to upgrade the manipulators in the machine to dispense less than 5u (down to 1u minimum). 

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* Oil (3u): welding_fuel=1;carbon=1;hydrogen=1
* Phenol(9u): welding_fuel=1;carbon=1;hydrogen=1;water=3;chlorine=3
* Acetone (9u): welding_fuel=4;carbon=1;hydrogen=1;oxygen=3

* Diethylamine (60u): hydrogen=30;nitrogen=10;ethanol=30
* Saltpetre (30u): potassium=10;nitrogen=10;oxygen=30
* Unstable Mutagen (90u): chlorine=30;phosphorus=30;radium=30

* Silver Sulfadiazine (90u): hydrogen=18;nitrogen=6;silver=18;sulfur=18;oxygen=18;chlorine=18
* Styptic Powder (100u): aluminium=25;hydrogen=25;oxygen=25;sacid=25
* Saline Glucose (90u): sodium=10;chlorine=10;water=40;sugar=30
* Tricordrazine(90u): nitrogen=10;silicon=25;potassium=10;carbon=25;oxygen=10;sugar=10
* Cryoxadone (90u): chlorine=10;phosphorus=10;radium=10;welding_fuel=14;carbon=4;hydrogen=4;oxygen=10;stable_plasma=30
* Clonexadone (add 5u of plasma): chlorine=5;phosphorus=5;radium=5;welding_fuel=7;carbon=2;hydrogen=2;oxygen=5;stable_plasma=15;sodium=45
* Mannitol(99u): hydrogen=33;water=33;sugar=33
* Salicylic Acid(45u): welding_fuel=1;carbon=10;hydrogen=1;water=3;chlorine=3;sodium=9;oxygen=9;sacid=9
* Oxandrolone (54u): welding_fuel=1;carbon=28;hydrogen=10;water=3;chlorine=3;oxygen=9
* Perfluorodecalin (heat to 370): hydrogen=4;fluorine=3;welding_fuel=1;carbon=1
* Atropine(45u): sacid=9;welding_fuel=5;carbon=2;hydrogen=8;oxygen=3;water=3;chlorine=3;ethanol=15;nitrogen=2
* Mutadone (90u): chlorine=10;phosphorus=10;radium=10;welding_fuel=14;carbon=4;hydrogen=4;oxygen=10;bromine=30


* Ephedrine(24u): hydrogen=11;nitrogen=1;ethanol=3;sugar=6;welding_fuel=2;carbon=2
* Epinephrine (54u): welding_fuel=5;carbon=2;hydrogen=17;water=3;oxygen=12;chlorine=12;nitrogen=2;ethanol=6
* Diphenhydramine (24u): welding_fuel=2;carbon=8;hydrogen=5;bromine=6;nitrogen=1;ethanol=9
* Synaptizine(30u): sugar=10;lithium=10;water=10
* Spaceacillin(60u): welding_fuel=5;carbon=2;hydrogen=17;water=3;oxygen=22;chlorine=12;nitrogen=2;ethanol=6;potassium=10;sugar=10
* Haloperidol(45u): welding_fuel=3;carbon=3;hydrogen=3;potassium=5;iodine=5;aluminium=9;fluorine=9;chlorine=9
* Pentetic acid(54u): stable_plasma=1;radium=1;phosphorus=1;welding_fuel=4;carbon=4;hydrogen=16;nitrogen=4;oxygen=14;oxygen=12;ethanol=12;silver=12;oxygen=10;oxygen=12;hydrogen=36;nitrogen=12;sodium=36;chlorine=36;welding_fuel=36

* Methamphetamine(Heat to 374): hydrogen=35;nitrogen=1;ethanol=3;sugar=6;welding_fuel=2;carbon=2;iodine=24;phosphorus=24
* Space Drugs (30u): lithium=10;mercury=10;sugar=10

* Napalm(9u): welding_fuel=4;carbon=1;hydrogen=1;ethanol=3

* Space Cleaner (18u): nitrogen=3;hydrogen=9;water=9
* Space Lube (12u): oxygen=3;silicon=3;water=3

* Chloral Hydrate(20u): chlorine=60;ethanol=20;water=20
* Sulfonal(27u): welding_fuel=4;carbon=1;hydrogen=7;oxygen=3;nitrogen=2;ethanol=6;sulfur=9
* Lipolicide (36u): hydrogen=17;nitrogen=3;ethanol=9;sugar=6;welding_fuel=2;carbon=2;mercury=12 
* Formaldehyde(9u, heat to 420): ethanol=3;oxygen=3;silver=3
* Fentanyl(30u, heat to 674): lithium=10;mercury=10;sugar=10
* Cyanide (9u): welding_fuel=1;carbon=1;hydrogen=4;nitrogen=1;oxygen=3
* Heparin (60u, heat to 420): ethanol=5;oxygen=5;silver=5;sodium=15;chlorine=15;lithium=15

* Antihol + Inacusiate + Oculine Step 01/02: sodium=5;chlorine=5;water=5;welding_fuel=5;carbon=5;hydrogen=5
* Antihol + Inacusiate + Oculine Step 02/02: carbon=20;ethanol=10;copper=10;water=10;hydrogen=10 //then heat the mix
* Fluorosulfuric Acid (100u): fluorine=25;hydrogen=25;potassium=25;sacid=25 //then heat the mix
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= Manual Recipes for Drinks = 
{{anchor|Drinks}}
Here follows a list of simplified step-by-step instructions to mix drinks and change lives. As always, if you find an error or outdated recipe feel free to [[Guide_to_contributing_to_the_wiki|edit]] it, or drop a comment in the /tg/ [https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=60 discord] (wiki-general). 

== [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Bacchus'_Blessing|Bacchus' Blessing]][[File:Bacchus_blessing.png|64px]] ==

Acquire '''5u''' Universal Enzyme and a bottle of Absinthe.<br>
Universal Enzyme is found in the kitchen or ordered at Cargo.
*Add '''60u''' Ethanol, '''30u''' Welder Fuel, '''5u''' Universal Enzyme (catalyst)
*Remove Universal Enzyme, set beaker aside
*Add '''25u''' Beer, '''20u''' Ale, '''10u''' Whiskey
*Add '''5u''' Cola
*Remove '''10u'''
*Add '''25u''' Hooch+Absinthe

== [[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Hearty_Punch|Hearty Punch]][[File:Hearty_punch.png|64px]] ==

You'll need a spray bottle to mix this - most maps start with a bunch in the medical area.<br>

Grab a bottle of Absinthe and Kahlua from the bar fridge
* Add '''60u''' Beer, '''40u''' Whiskey, '''20u''' Cola
* Remove '''45u'''
* Add '''50u''' Tequila, '''25u''' Kahlua
* Add '''75u''' Absinthe
* Heat to >315°K
-> Results in '''15u'''

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]][[File:Neurotoxin.gif|64px]] ==

Neurotoxin is also a very good toxin. 

* Add '''10u''' Gin, Vodka, Whiskey, Cognac, Lime Juice
* Add '''50u''' Morphine (found in Nanomed Plus)

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Changeling Sting|Changeling Sting]][[File:ChangelingSting.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''20u''' Vodka
* Add '''10u''' Orange Juice
* Add '''50u''', then an additional '''10u''' of Lemon-Lime

* You probably want to disguise the drink, lest you get beaten up by security.
* Remove '''40u''', then remove an additional '''5u'''
* Add '''50u''', the an additional '''5u''' of [[Guide to food and drinks#Basic Drink Ingredients|whatever.]] The main point is to disguise the cocktail.

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Barefoot|Barefoot]][[File:Barefootglass.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Milk Cream (found in Booze-O-Mat), Berry Juice (bug botany), Vermouth

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Green Beer|Green Beer]][[File:Green_beer_glass.png|64px]] ==

* Add '''50u''' Beer
* Add '''10u''' Green Crayon Powder (grind a green crayon)

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Iced Beer|Iced Beer]][[File:IcedBeer.gif|64px]] ==
* Add '''25u''' Beer
* Add '''5u''' Ice

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Banana Honk|Banana Honk]][[File:BananaHonk.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Banana Juice (bug botany), Milk Cream, Sugar

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Bahama Mama|Bahama Mama]][[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Rum, Orange Juice
* Add '''15u''' Lime Juice, Ice

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Cuba Libre|Cuba Libre]][[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Space Cola (found in Booze-O-Mat)
* Add '''60u''' Rum

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Demons Blood|Demons Blood]][[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''25u''' Space Mountain Wind, Dr. Gibb (both found in Robust Softdrinks), Rum, Blood

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Doctor's Delight|Doctor's Delight]][[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 20u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''25u'''
-> '''20u''' Cryoxadone
* Add '''20u''' Lime Juice, Tomato Juice, Orange Juice, Milk Cream (found in Booze-O-Mat)

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Fetching Fizz|Fetching Fizz]][[File:Fetching_fizz.png|64px]] ==

* Add '''60u''' Space Cola
* Add '''10u''' Uranium (found by grinding uranium ore sheets)
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''50u''' Iron

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Three Mile Island Iced Tea|Three Mile Island Iced Tea]][[File:Threemileislandglass.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Space Cola (found in Booze-O-Mat)
* Add '''10u''' Rum
* Add '''15u''' Vodka, Gin, Tequila
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Uranium (found by grinding uranium ore sheets)

== [[Guide to food and drinks#Atomic Bomb|Atomic Bomb]][[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]] ==

* Add '''20u''' Whiskey
* Add '''10u''' Milk Cream (found in Booze-O-Mat)
* Add '''30u''' Kahlúa, Cognac
* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Uranium (found by grinding uranium ore sheets)

= Manual Recipes for Medicines =
{{anchor|Medicines}}

== [[Cryoxadone]] and [[Mutadone]] ==
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u''' from the beaker
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* [[Mutadone]]: Add '''30u''' Bromine
* [[Cryoxadone]]: Add '''30u''' Stable Plasma

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Clonexadone|Clonexadone]] ===
* Remove '''40u''', then remove an additional '''5u''' of the [[Guide to chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
* Add '''40u''', then an additional '''5u''' of Sodium
* Add '''5u''' of Plasma (Chemistry starts the shift with some plasma on the desk. Grind the plasma up!)

== [[Atropine]] ==
* Add '''10u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Water, Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Ethanol
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''20u''' Ethanol, Sulphuric Acid

== [[Pentetic Acid]] ==
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Oxygen
* Remove '''30u'''
* Heat to 380°K
* Add '''5u''' Ethanol, Oxygen, Silver
* Heat to >420°K
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Chlorine, Hydrogen, Sodium, Welding Fuel

== [[Salbutamol]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Water
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''10u''' Carbon, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid, Sodium
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''20u''' Aluminum, Bromine, Lithium

== [[Epinephrine]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Ethanol+Hydrogen, '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Oxygen, Water, Welding Fuel 
* Add '''15u''' Chlorine, Hydrogen, Oxygen
* Remove '''5u''' Oil with ChemMaster

== [[Synthflesh]] ==
* Put '''20u''' Blood in a beaker
* Add '''5u''' Aluminium, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid
* Add '''20u''' Carbon

== [[Guide to chemistry#Anacea|Anacea]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''5u''' Potassium, Iodine
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Fluorine, Aluminum
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''15u''' Mercury, Oxygen, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' Radium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Ethanol
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur

== [[Guide to chemistry#Antihol|Antihol]] + [[Inacusiate]] + [[Oculine]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''20u''' Carbon
* Add '''10u''' Ethanol, Copper, Water, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Antihol|Antihol]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol, Copper

== [[Guide to chemistry#Inacusiate|Inacusiate]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''15u''' Carbon, Water

== [[Guide to chemistry#Oculine|Oculine]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''15u''' Carbon, Hydrogen

== [[Guide to chemistry#Salicyclic Acid|Salicyclic Acid]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''20u''', then remove an additional '''5u'''
* Add '''20u''' Sodium, Carbon, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid

== [[Guide to chemistry#Oxandrolone|Oxandrolone]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''45u''' Carbon
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Oxygen

== [[Guide to chemistry#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''30u''' Holy Water (Ask the chaplain to bless it for you)
* Add '''30u''' Omnizine (Found in heated Donk Pockets, Ambrosia Deus, and in the CMO's hypospray)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Haloperidol|Haloperidol]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Potassium, Iodine
* Add '''20u''' Chlorine, Fluorine, Aluminum

== [[Guide to chemistry#Rezadone|Rezadone]] ==

* Carpotoxin, an ingredient in Rezadone, can only be found from Space Carp, Koi Beans, or Emagged Chem Dispensers

* Add '''10u''' Oxygen, Potassium, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' [[Guide to chemistry#Carpotoxin|Carpotoxin]]
* Add '''30u''' Copper

== [[Guide to chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen, Fluorine
* Heat to >370°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Saline-Glucose Solution|Saline-Glucose Solution]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''30u''' Water, Sugar

== [[Guide to chemistry#Charcoal|Charcoal]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Aluminum, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''30u''' Carbon, Blood

== [[Guide to chemistry#Spaceacillin|Spaceacillin]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''20u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen, Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''70u'''
* Add '''20u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Acetone|Acetone]] and [[Guide to chemistry#Phenol|Phenol]] to the main beaker
* Add '''10u''' Oxygen, Chlorine, Hydrogen
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Potassium, Sugar

== [[Guide to chemistry#Corazone|Corazone]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''20u''' Water, Chlorine
* Add '''30u''' Lithium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Leporazine|Leporazine]] ==

* Add '''45u''' Copper, Silicon
* Add '''5u''' Plasma (found in grinded sheets of plasma ore)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Diphenhydramine|Diphenhydramine]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''20u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Oil|Oil]] to the main beaker
* Add '''20u''' Carbon, Bromine, Ethanol

== [[Guide to chemistry#Perfluorodecalin|Perfluorodecalin]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen, Fluorine
* Heat to >370°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Silver Sulfadiazine|Silver Sulfadiazine]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''20u''' Silver, Sulfur, Oxygen, Chlorine

== [[Guide to chemistry#Ephedrine|Ephedrine]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Ethanol
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''25u''' Sugar, Hydrogen

== [[Guide to chemistry#Sterilizine|Sterilizine]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''30u''' Chlorine, Ethanol

== [[Guide to chemistry#Pyroxadone|Pyroxadone]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u''' from the beaker
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''30u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''45u'''
* Add '''45u''' [[Guide to chemistry#Slime Jelly|Slime Jelly]]

== [[Guide to chemistry#Regenerative Jelly|Regenerative Jelly]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Carbon, Silicon
* Add '''10u''' Carbon, Oxygen, Sugar, Nitrogen, Silicon, Potassium
* Remove '''45u'''
* Add '''45u''' [[Guide to chemistry#Slime Jelly|Slime Jelly]]

== [[Guide to chemistry#Energized Jelly|Energized Jelly]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to 480°K. Adding the following chemicals will cool the mix below the explosion threshold.
* Add '''10u''' Potassium, Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Oxygen
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''20u''' and '''5u'''
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Silver
* Heat to 400°K
* Add '''45u''' [[Guide to chemistry#Slime Jelly|Slime Jelly]]

= Manual Recipes for Pyrotechnics =
{{anchor|Pyrotechnics}}

== [[Guide to chemistry#Black Powder|Black Powder]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to 481°K. Adding the following chemicals will cool the mix below the explosion threshold.
* Add '''10u''' Potassium, Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Oxygen
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur

Note: Black powder ignites at 474°K.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Nitroglycerin|Nitroglycerin]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Corn Oil (bug botany)
* Add '''10u''' Sulphuric Acid
* Remove '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''10u''' Fluorine, Hydrogen, Potassium, Sulphuric Acid
* Heat to >380°K
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]] to the main beaker
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Iron, Oxygen, Hydrogen
* Use a dropper to draw '''1u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Stabilizing Agent|Stabilizing Agent]] to the main beaker
* Dispose of the separate beaker
* Add '''30u''' Sulphuric Acid

* Heat to >474°K for the solution to explode

== [[Guide to chemistry#Napalm|Napalm]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Welding Fuel, Ethanol

== [[Guide to chemistry#Meth Explosion|Meth Explosion]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''25u''' Iodine Phosphorus
* Cool to about 0°K using the space heater
* Add '''25u''' Hydrogen

* Heat to 300°K (room temperature) to activate an explosion

== [[Guide to chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to 480°K. Adding the following chemicals will cool the mix below the explosion threshold.
* Add '''10u''' Potassium, Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Oxygen
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''20u''' and '''5u'''
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Silver
* Heat to 400°K

* Heat to >474°K to activate an explosion

== [[Guide to chemistry#Chlorine Trifluoride|Chlorine Trifluoride]] ==

* Add '''50u''', then add an additional '''25u''' Fluorine
* Add '''25u''' Chlorine
* Heat to >424°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Fluorosulfuric Acid|Fluorosulfuric Acid]] ==

* Add '''25u''' Fluorine, Hydrogen, Potassium, Sulphuric Acid
* Heat to >380°K

= Manual Recipes for Drugs =
{{anchor|Drugs}}

== [[Guide to chemistry#Morphine|Morphine]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol, Oxygen
* Heat to >480K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Methamphetamine|Meth]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Sugar, Hydrogen
* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''5u'''
* Add '''25u''' Iodine, Phosphorus, Hydrogen
* <big>'''HEAT TO 374°K, NEVER ABOVE 379°K'''</big> <br>Even if the heating seems very slow, setting a higher target for the heater will almost certainly result in you exploding and ritual humiliation by dead chat

== [[Guide to chemistry#Krokodil|Krokodil]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Carbon, Bromine, Ethanol
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Space Cleaner|Space Cleaner]] to the main beaker
* Add '''15u''' Potassium, Phosphorus, Welding Fuel)
* Add '''15u''' Morphine (Dispensed in the Nanomed Plus)
* Heat to >390°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Crank|Crank]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Carbon, Bromine, Ethanol
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''20u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Ammonia|Ammonia]] to the main beaker
* Add ''20u''' Lithium, Sulphuric Acid, Welding Fuel
* Heat to >390°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Aranesp|Aranesp]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''30u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Acetone|Acetone]] to the main beaker
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] to the main beaker
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Chlorine, Hydrogen
* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] to the beaker containing Acetone
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Phenol|Phenol]] to the beaker containing Acetone
* Add '''15u''' of Ethanol, Sulphuric Acid
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Atropine|Atropine]] to the main beaker
* Add '''30u''' Morphine (Dispensed in the Nanomed Plus)

Alternate:
* Add 30u of Epinephrine (from the Nanomed Plus)
* Add 30u of Morphine (from the Nanomed Plus)
* Get a Seperate Beaker
* Add '''10u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Water, Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen, Ethanol
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''20u''' Ethanol, Sulphuric Acid
* Take 30u of the resulting Atropine and combine it with the Epinephrine and Morphine

== [[Guide to chemistry#Space Drugs|Space Drugs]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Fentanyl|Fentanyl]] ===

* Heat to >674°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Bath Salts|Bath Salts]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Water
* Remove '''20u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Potassium, Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''10u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Saltpetre|Saltpetre]] to the beaker containing Space Cleaner
* Add '''10u''' Bad Food, (grind some human burgers) Nutriment, (grind some normal food, food from a vending machine will suffice) Tea, (found in the bartender's non-alcoholic drink dispenser) Universal Enzyme, (bug cargo, chef is going to be rather protective of the stuff), Mercury
* Heat to >374°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Modafinil|Modafinil]] ==

* Add '''20u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen, Water, Chlorine
* Remove '''60u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''45u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''20u''' Ethanol
* Add '''40u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Ammonia|Ammonia]] and [[Guide to chemistry#Diethylamine|Diethylamine]] to the main beaker
* Add '''20u''' Sulphuric Acid

= Manual Recipes for Toxins =
{{anchor|Toxins}}

== [[Guide to chemistry#Cyanide|Cyanide]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Oxygen
* Heat to >380°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Heparin|Heparin]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Ethanol, Oxygen, Silver
* Heat to >420°K
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''25u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Lithium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Lipolicide|Lipolicide]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Sugar, Hydrogen
* Remove '''30u'''
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Add '''30u''' Mercury

== [[Guide to chemistry#Mute Toxin|Mute Toxin]] ==

* Add '''25u''' Water, Carbon
* Add '''50u''' Uranium (found by grinding uranium ore sheets)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Sulfonal|Sulfonal]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Oxygen
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''5u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''15u''' Ethanol
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur

== [[Guide to chemistry#Mulligan Toxin|Mulligan Toxin]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Use a dropper set to transfer 1u amounts to move '''2u''' of [[Guide to chemistry#Unstable Mutagen|Unstable Mutagen]] to another beaker
* Add '''1u''' Unstable Mutation Toxin, (found from injecting green slime extracts with radium, contact xenobiology) Blood

== [[Guide to chemistry#Mindbreaker Toxin|Mindbreaker Toxin]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen, Silicon

== [[Guide to chemistry#Formaldehyde|Formaldehyde]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Ethanol, Oxygen, Silver
* Heat to >420°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Zombie Powder|Zombie Powder]] ==

Probably the most powerful toxin in the game currently, 1u can incapacitate for 1 minute

* Add '''30u''' Carpotoxin, (Carpotoxin, an ingredient in Zombie Powder, can only be found from Space Carp, Koi Beans, or Emagged Chem Dispensers) Morphine, (found in nanomed plus) Copper

== [[Guide to chemistry#Itching Powder|Itching Powder]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Fuel (drag a fuel tank out of maintenance)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Miner's Salve|Miner's Salve]] ==

* Add '''10u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Iron, Water

== [[Guide to chemistry#Pax|Pax]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Add '''10u''' Sugar, Lithium, Water
* Add '''30u''' Water

== [[Guide to chemistry#Rotatium|Rotatium]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to >480°K
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''10u''' Hydrogen, Silicon
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Sodium, Chlorine, Water
* Add '''5u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Heat to 480°K. Adding the following chemicals will cool the mix below the explosion threshold.
* Add '''10u''' Potassium, Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Oxygen
* Add '''30u''' Sulfur
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''30u'''
* Add '''10u''' Silver, Stable Plasma
* Heat to >400°K, but below 474°K
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Teslium|Teslium]] to the main beaker
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''10u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Heat to >674°K
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Neurotoxin|Neurotoxin]] to the main beaker

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Skewium|Skewium]] ===

* Remove '''50u'''
* Add '''40u''' of Plasma (grind some raw plasma)
* Add '''20u''' of Sulphuric Acid

== [[Guide to chemistry#Carbon Dioxide|Carbon Dioxide]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Carbon
* Add '''60u''' Oxygen
* Heat to >777°K

== Herbicides ==

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Weed Killer|Weed Killer]] ===

* Add '''60u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''20u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''30u''' Hydrogen
* Add '''10u''' Nitrogen
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''20u''' Toxin (found in hacked Nanomed Plus)

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Pest Killer|Pest Killer]] ===

* Add '''80u''' Ethanol
* Add '''20u''' Toxin (found in hacked Nanomed Plus)

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Plant-B-Gone|Plant-B-Gone]] ===

* Add '''80u''' Water
* Add '''20u''' Toxin (found in hacked Nanomed Plus)

= Manual Recipes for Utility =
{{anchor|Utility}}

== [[Guide_to_construction#Plastic|Plastic sheets]] ==
The main use for plastic sheets is making large water bottles - these are functionally identical to large beakers.

* Add 30 units each of Welding Fuel, Carbon and Hydrogen to a large beaker. 
* This combines into [[Oil]]. Discard 10 units.
* Separate 30 units of [[Oil]], then heat the bottle to 1000°K until it turns to Ash.
* To the remaining [[Oil]], add 20 units [[Sulphuric Acid]]. 
* Add the Ash to the [[Oil]]/[[Sulphuric Acid]] mix.
* Now, heat the resulting mix to roughly 375°K.
* You now have enough [[Guide_to_construction#Plastic|Plastic]] sheets to make a lot of large bottles!

== Metal foam grenade ==
While not as elegant as smart foam, this one is great for dealing with AI turrets and containing [[Critter]] outbreaks.

* Make enough [[Fluorosulfuric Acid]] and [[Foaming Agent]] that you end up with 30u each.
* Fill beaker A with 90 units of Iron and insert into the grenade casing.
* Put 30u of [[Fluorosulfuric Acid]] and [[Foaming Agent]] each into beaker B and finish up the grenade.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Firefighting Foam|Firefighting Foam]] ==

* Add '''20u''' Carbon, Fluorine
* Add '''10u''' Sulphuric Acid
* Remove '''20u'''
* Add '''10u''' Iron, Oxygen, Hydrogen
* Add '''30u''' Carbon
* Cool to 200°K

= Manual Recipes for Virology =
{{anchor|Virology}}


== [[Guide to chemistry#Virus Food|Virus Food]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Water, Milk (found by using a Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from [[File:Milk.png]] Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.)

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Virus Rations|Virus Rations]] ===

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Sugar, Lithium, Water

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Mutagenic Agar|Mutagenic Agar]] ===

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium

==== [[Guide to chemistry#Sucrose Agar|Sucrose Agar]] ====

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Add '''50u''' of Sugar or Saline-Glucose Solution

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Virus Plasma|Virus Plasma]] ===

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Add '''50u''' of Plasma (found when grinding plasma ore)

==== [[Guide to chemistry#Weakened Virus Plasma|Weakened Virus Plasma]] ====

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Sugar, Lithium, Water

==== [[Guide to chemistry#Unstable Uranium Gel|Unstable Uranium Gel]] ====

* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''25u'''
* Add '''50u''', then an additional '''25u''' of Uranium (found when grinding uranium ore)

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Decaying Uranium Gel|Decaying Uranium Gel]] ===

* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Add '''50u''' of Uranium (found when grinding uranium ore)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Stable Uranium Gel|Stable Uranium Gel]] ==

* Add '''30u''', then an additional '''10u''' of Silver, Uranium (found when grinding uranium ore) 
* Add '''4u''' of Plasma (found when grinding plasma ore) using a dropper set to use 1u amounts

= 'Fun' =

== Carpet smoke grenade ==
Want to spruce up the station? Start throwing these grenades everywhere. Obscures vision for a while.

* Make 30 units of [[Space Drugs]] and extract 30u of Blood from someone.
* Beaker A: 30u [[Space Drugs]], 30u Potassium.
* Beaker B: 30u Phosphorus, 30u Blood, 30u Sugar.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Colorful Reagent|Colorful Reagent]] ==
Grab a spray bottle to mix.

'''Skip this part if you already have 60u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u''' from the beaker
* Add '''10u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''30u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u''' from the beaker
--> '''60u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''60u''' Cryoxadone)
* Add '''20u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Remove '''20u'''
--> '''50u''' Cryoxadone and Space Drugs
* Add '''10u''' Lemon+Lime+Orange Juice (Triple Citrus)
* Add '''50u''' Radium, Stable Plasma

== [[Guide to chemistry#Corgium|Corgium]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Go to the bar, ask the bartender for some [[Guide to food and drinks#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]]. If the bartender isn't there, climb onto the table, and access the non-alcoholic drink dispenser. (It isn't ID locked!) Add '''5u''' Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Orange Juice
* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Radium
* Remove '''50u''', then remove an additional '''10u'''
* Get a separate beaker (a normal beaker which can hold 50u will do just fine, albeit by this point you should probably have bluespace beakers or large water bottles)
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Raddium
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''5u''' Holy Water (get the chaplain to bless it for you)
* Add '''5u''' Omnizine (You can get omnizine through grinding heated donk pockets, or through nicely asking the botanist, since omnizine is naturally found in Ambrosia Deus. If you're lucky, the CMO starts the shift with his/her hypospray loaded with omnizine.)
* Add '''15u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Strange Reagent|Strange Reagent]] to the original beaker
* Add '''15u''' of Nutriment (Just vend some food from the Getmore Chocolate Corp and grind it up)
* Get a separate beaker (normal beaker is aforementioned fine)
* Add '''15u''' of Blood
* Heat the beaker containing only blood to about 1000°K

'''How to maxcap the station with absolute adorableness'''

* Acquire a dropper, and adjust it to transfer in 1u amounts
* Go to your target destination
* Draw 1u of the heated blood (Solutions do not lose heat over time! The only way to change the temperature of a solution is by using a heater or a freezer.)
* Inject 1u of the heated blood into your other beaker. Every time 1u of blood is injected into the other beaker, an independent reaction occurs, which produces a corgi.
* Repeat. All your hard work will eventually lead to 15 corgis being let loose onto the station.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Life|Life]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Holy Water (Ask the chaplain to bless it for you)
* Add '''15u''' Omnizine (Found in heated Donk Pockets, Ambrosia Deus, and in the CMO's hypospray)
* Remove '''15u'''
* Get a separate beaker
* Add '''5u''' Aluminum, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Sulphuric Acid
* Remove '''10u'''
* Add '''10u''' Carbon
* Add '''10u''' Blood
* Add '''30u''' of the resulting [[Guide to chemistry#Synthflesh|Synthflesh]] to the main beaker
* Add '''30u''' Blood (for hostile life) or '''30u''' Sugar (for friendly life)
Heat beaker to at least 375K.

== [[Guide to chemistry#Quantum Hair Dye|Quantum Hair Dye]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Go to the bar, ask the bartender for some [[Guide to food and drinks#Triple Citrus|Triple Citrus]]. If the bartender isn't there, climb onto the table, and access the non-alcoholic drink dispenser. (It isn't ID locked!) Add '''5u''' Lemon Juice, Lime Juice, Orange Juice
* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma, Radium
* Remove '''30u''', then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''10u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' Radium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Barber's Aid|Barber's Aid]] ==

* Add '''5u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''15u''' Blood
* Add '''10u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''30u''' Radium

=== [[Guide to chemistry#Concentrated Barber's Aid|Concentrated Barber's Aid]] ===

* Remove '''30u''' and then remove an additional '''15u'''
* Add '''15u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium

== [[Guide to chemistry#Condensed Capsaicin|Condensed Capsaicin]] ==

* Add '''15u''' of Capsaicin (bug botany for chilis)
* Add '''75u''' of Ethanol

== [[Guide to chemistry#Spray Tan|Spray Tan]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Welding Fuel, Carbon, Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' Orange Juice (found in the bartender's non-alcoholic drink dispenser)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Nitrous Oxide|Nitrous Oxide]] ==

* Add '''30u''', and then an additional '''15u''' of Hydrogen
* Add '''15u''' of Nitrogen
* Remove '''5u'''
* Add '''20u''' Nitrogen
* Add '''40u''' Oxygen
* Heat to 525°K

Note: Nitrous Oxide explodes at 575°K

== [[Guide to chemistry#Space Lube|Space Lube]] ==

* Add '''30u''' Oxygen, Silicon Water

== [[Guide to chemistry#Laughter|Laughter]] ==

A suitable substitute gift for the clown. Unlike Space Lube, will most likely not get you lynched.

* Add '''50u''' Sugar, Banana Juice (can only be acquired through juicing raw bananas, which can be found in botany)

== [[Guide to chemistry#Synthmeat|Synthmeat]] ==

'''Skip this part if you already have 15u Cryoxadone ready'''
* Add '''5u''' Carbon, Hydrogen, Welding Fuel
* Add '''15u''' Oxygen, Welding Fuel
* Remove '''15u'''
* Add '''5u''' Chlorine, Phosphorus, Radium
* Add '''15u''' Stable Plasma
* Remove '''30u'''
-> '''15u''' Cryoxadone
* (Add '''15u''' Cryoxadone)
* Add '''75u''' Blood

== [[Guide to chemistry#Carpet|Carpet]] ==

* Add '''15u''' Lithium, Mercury, Sugar
* Add '''45u''' Blood

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