Editing Guide to Ghetto Chemistry

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|name=George Melons, the Assistant
|text=Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that.
|image=[[File:Assistant.png|64px|right]]
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==Starting out==
So, you are an average [[Assistant|Greytide]] and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it?
First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.
* [[File:Beaker.png]] A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
* [[File:Table.png]] A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
* [[File:Blender.png]] An all in one grinder, to grind some things into liquid form. Optionally make a [[Guide_to_construction#Mortar|mortar]] [[File:Mortar1.png]] and [[Guide_to_construction#Pestle|pestle]] [[File:Pestle.png]]. 
Optionally:
* [[File:Chemmaster.gif]] A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.

==Grindables==
Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from [[Botany]], check out the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Guide to hydroponics]].

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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Notes
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash
|Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminium}}Aluminium
|Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (75u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Blood}}Blood
|Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon
|Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper
|Cable coils (2u per wire)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|Steal one of the spare [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|cryoxadone]] beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one.
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ethanol}}Ethanol
|Spraycans (15u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric acid}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|Fluorosulfuric acid]]
|Deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (25u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosurfactant}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|Fluorosurfacant]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gold}}Gold
|Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen
|Glowsticks (10u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine
|Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u)
|Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron
|Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium
|Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u) 
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Electricity}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|High-power energy bars (3u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Gibs}}Liquid Gibs
|Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye
|Soap (10u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury
|Analyzer (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine
|Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen
|Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|[[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|Food]]
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil
|Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Omnizine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Heated donk pockets (3u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxygen}}Oxygen
|Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Phenol|Phenol]]
|Glowstick (15u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus
|Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma}}Plasma
|Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u),  plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Potassium}}Potassium
|Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Radium}}Radium
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon
|Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u),  analyzer (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver}}Silver
|Silver coin (4u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium_Chloride|Sodium Chloride]]
|Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u)
|A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride.
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver sulfadiazine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Silver_Sulfadiazine|Silver sulfadiazine]]
|Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smart foaming agent}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Smart_Foaming_Agent|Smart foaming agent]]
|Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space cleaner}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Cleaner|Space cleaner]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic powder}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Styptic_Powder|Styptic powder]]
|Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur
|Flare (15u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Uranium}}Uranium
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Water}}Water
|Sinks, or Water tanks
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding Fuel}}Welding Fuel
|Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks
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