Editing Ian

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|jobtitle = Ian
|access = None
|additional = N/A
|difficulty = Impossible 
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]]
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would
|guides = [[Chain of Command]]
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.
}}

==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR==
* Head:
** Regular Helmet
** Sunglasses
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
** HoP's Hat
** Top Hat
** Kitty Ears
** Clown mask (honk)
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
** Detective's Hat
** Sombrero
** Nurse Hat
** Beret
** Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
** Bunny Ears
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
** Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
** A sheet of paper
** Cargo baseball cap.
** Cardborg Helmet
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
* Back:
** Standard Armor
** Station bound radio
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
** Fire Extinguisher
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
** C4 (Rip)

==Lisa==
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s.

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