Editing Jobs

In /tg/station 13, your job is somewhat akin to your character class.  It defines your starting equipment, your  [[identification_card|access]] on board the station, and what you're supposed to be doing. Remember, these job descriptions are for humor purposes only. Please follow common sense.

<!-- please remember that this was once in alphabetical order. The reason it was changed is that the list was simply too long for the alphabet to make it easily navigable. It has been changed to match the categorization in the Jobs template, which you can see at the bottom of each job page. -->

{{Template:Jobs}}

== Useful Links ==

* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Job selection and assignment]]


== Command ==

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_captain.png|64px|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
|Be responsible for the station. Manage station [[Heads of Staff]]. Secure dat fukken disk. Twist your own head off when the walls start closing in. Have blood feuds with the [[HoP]]. Deal with the Clown with your rapier. Break your own display case to get your gun for 'MAX PROTECTION'. Permabrig the [[chef]] and steal his whetstone.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_hop.png|64px|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with all-access Clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves.<br>
Have blood feuds with the [[Captain]]. Protect Ian or die trying!
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}

== Security ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" |Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:darkred;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_hos.png|64px|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown|leeches]].<br>
Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Carry half the Armory in your backpack. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_warden.png|64px|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Maybe keep an eye or two on the armory (So that no one steals the stuff you want to steal), and SET A GODDAMN TIME TO THE TIMER for any arrested scum.
<br>Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_security.png|64px|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Deal with the various [[clown|dirty]] [[assistant|fucking]] [[traitor|criminals]] running amok on the station. Taser people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at.<br> Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever.  Arrest someone for a legitimate cause, get called shitcurity.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_detective.png|64px|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Chain smoke cigarettes. Shoot the useless assistants with your cowboy gun. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Litter the halls with photos. Solve crimes on rare occasion. 
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}

== Engineering ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_ce.png|64px|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing with it. Protect your department's equipment from hordes of [[Cargo_Technician|thieving]] [[Assistant|rats]].<br>
Increase the engine's power output until it turns half the station into a radioactive death zone. Despair when you're asked to rebuild [[Guide_to_Telecommunications|Telecommunications]]. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_engineer.png|64px|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|
Set up the engine and repair any damage to hull and equipment. Nothing is broken? Just give it a few minutes.<br>
Get shot by emitters, get brutally murdered on the solars by a nuclear agent, get drunk in the bar. Sprint past hull breaches without a second thought. Hack every machine to shoot things at people. Try to touch the Supermatter and get vaporized. Frequently remind crew that replacing lightbulbs is the Janitor's job.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_atmos.png|64px|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Station's ghetto fireman. Ensure everyone can breathe by listening to complaints about how useless you are. If they can talk, everything's within tolerance.<br>
Build pipe slides. Forget all about repairing damaged piping. Run around the station looking like a serial killer with a fire suit and axe. Get lynched once silicons release plasma into the halls.<br>
Perform complicated gas reactions and fusion in the incinerator, then use them to make the station uninhabitable.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium 
|}

== Science ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_rd.png|64px|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee the [[Scientist|demented]] [[Roboticist|manchildren]] of your department. <s>Build</s> Destroy cyborgs with your magic button. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:scientist_generic.png|64px|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Get tossed in disposal by the [[Research Director]], "accidentally" blow up toxins, let the Slimes [[Critters#Gold_Slime_Pool|and way more horrifying things]] loose.<br>
Nag mining for diamonds so you can make two Bags of Holding to make a hole in reality, which people will casually build floors over. Refuse to stop at the last three items in the previous list and accidentally kill yourself in enough stupid ways to make murder look like assisted suicide. Suicide when someone destroys the ore silo.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Roboticist.png|64px|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Build some nifty robots and BIG STOMPY MECHS! Dismantle the station for more metal. Have your cyborgs that you built turn on you when the AI goes rogue. Kill a patient and blame it on your colleagues for not knowing how to perform surgery. Be awesome and cut your own arm off to replace it with a <s>Robo Arm</s> freaking chainsaw.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}

== Medical ==
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_cmo.png|64px|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Gently remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain no one listens to you. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with Chloral Hydrate. Fetch Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything (everyone else under you does fuck all).
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|64px|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|<s>Heal people.</s> <s>Use your Sleeper or Cryo to heal people.</s> <s>Help the Virologist research cures to diseases and create new immune systems.</s> Nag Chemistry for chloral hydrate. Inject people with chloral hydrate and drag them to <s>the dungeon</s> surgery to give them a <s>sex change</s> lobotomy. Replace all the chemicals in the Cryo tubes with spray tan and fluorosulfuric acid. Inject people with mind breaker toxin. Get arrested when you do 'free' brain removals. Cry and hide in a locker once the cryo pods get broken.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Chemist.png|64px|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Make chemicals and basically control the station. Fling grenades on the emergency shuttle. Misname bottles and get lynched by the CMO after someone dies by your bottles of "Omnizine". Inject the clown with enough mutagen to give a heart attack to a water buffalo, while refusing to give the botanists more than 30u. Scream for security when people break into your lab because you've done nothing but make narcotics all shift. Dish out space drugs like no tomorrow. Make literal carpet bombs to make the corridors slightly more classy.<br>
Have blood feuds with Botany.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Geneticist.png|64px|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
|Give your monkeys Tourettes and broadcast their cursing across the station. <s>Clone</s> Ignore the tide of dead bodies that comes to your door. Fry your genes with radiation until you melt down into a literal slug. Accidentally inject yourself with a monkey SE and get impaled by the cook. Get bombed every round. Have people line up for superpowers like it's a candy store.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_virologist.png|64px|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
|Expect people you've never met to already hate you, try to eradicate the great space flu, create the next Pandemic, get killed for the clown releasing Pierrot's Throat. Ignore petty details like sanitation and outbreak prevention. Incarcerate someone forever [[Virology|in your dungeon]]. Test diseases on people. Realize that you're getting lynched because one of your test subjects <s>was let out by you</s> <s>Broke the fuck out of virology by greytiding and ai help</s> mysteriously vanished and reappeared in a highly populated area. Get lynched when [[Nuclear_Operative|a bunch of]] [[Xenobiology|other]] [[Botanist|assholes]] release Fungal Tuberculosis. Despair when the P.A.N.D.E.M.I.C. machine breaks and prevents you from creating vaccines. Have blood feuds with [[Scientist|Scientists]] and [[Roboticist|Roboticists]] over Uranium sheets.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}

== Civilian ==
=== Supply ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#FFFFDD;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:orange;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_qm.png|64px|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Order crates and make sure your [[Cargo Technician|slaves]] do their jobs. Be an extremely vulnerable target for the [[Revolution]]. Order guns and secede from the station. Order virus crates and release the contents. <s>Force Lisa into sexual servitude with Ian.</s> Pet Lisa. Trade an assistant a toolbelt, multitool, rubber gloves, and a welding hat if they steal Runtime. Order a shitton of NULL_CRATES and cry in deadchat when raided and killed by security.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Generic_cargo.png|64px|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Push dem crates. Promote shorts as they are comfy and easy to wear. Steal <s>emitters</s> cargo in general. Give the MULEs a thirst for human blood. Whine because Security arrested you for ordering guns.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_shaft.png|64px|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Mine rocks, try to mine monsters. Get science and robotics materials to get cool things. Go on a quest for the clown planet. Shoot people with your kinetic accelerator as if they were <s>rocks</s> monsters. Collapse in despair when the shuttle is called early. Collapse in general when goliaths robust you. Search for cool loot instead of actually mining for ore. "Accidentally" lure a [[Megafauna]] to the station. Fall into a chasm and die.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}

=== Service ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#EEEEFF;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#DDA0DD;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_janitor.png|64px|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Mop blood off the floor, then get arrested for creating a safety hazard. Get killed for your boots. Swear constantly. Clean up gang tags, then get harmbatoned by Security because you were spotted near them.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_barman.png|64px|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Mix cocktails, <s>protect Pun Pun at all cost</s> toss the monkey into disposals, dodge glasses being thrown at you, have your shotgun stolen and used against you. Let cargo borrow your shotgun in exchange for sawing it off for you. Act surprised when people start to die from drinking your "cocktails".
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_chef.png|64px|link=Chef]]<br>[[Cook]]
|"Yur puurt thuur chiir-ken airn der bewl" - Cook delicious meals from spare meat in the morgue (Yum!), abduct Pun Pun at all costs and try to find out if it will blend. [[Critters#Neutral|Be brutally murdered by your pet goat]].
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_botanist.png|64px|link=botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Grow <strike>the good stuff</strike> grass, place it everywhere, man. Oversee the production of illegal drugs security cares fuck all about. Get ignored by a [[Chemist|dude making crayon powder grenades]] while you're asking for crucial supplies.  Grow medicinal crops to heal the acid burns sustained during <s>a chem lab robbery</s> equipment redistribution. Smoke <s>weed</s> dandy corn-cob pipes er'ryday. Make acid-filled tomatos and melt everyone's stuff. Allow hydroponics to become a horrifying farmhouse. Get lynched for releasing your bees full of dangerous chemicals.<br>
Have blood feuds with Chemistry.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|}

=== Miscellaneous ===
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#D8BFD8;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#9ACD32;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_assistant2.png|64px|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
|AKA Space Bums. Be the kid in a candy shop. Steal things to see what funny message pops up when you commit suicide with them. Beat people/objects with toolboxes. Never, EVER remove your grey jumpsuit. Gangbang the captain to death with fellow grey tide drones and blame it on the Clown. Never assist anyone.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>None
|-
![[File:Generic_clown.png|64px|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Honk!  Play harmless pranks and hope you don't get your chest caved in! Honk! Nag the HoP for all access. Honk! Prank the CMO until he commits suicide out of frustration. Honk! Nag robotics for a H.O.N.K. Mech. Honk! Use both tools to break into the Captain's office and HONK in his face. HONK!
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>HONK!
|-
![[File:Generic_mime.png|64px|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|''*wave''
!<span style="display: none;">e</span>...
|-
![[File:Generic_chaplain.png|64px|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Get people drunk. Run around the station looking for people you're allowed to behead with your armory of pop-culture references. Behead corpses if you can't find any. Be best friends with security, despite the fact that they should probably arrest you for your murderous tendencies.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_librarian.png|64px|link=Curator]]<br>[[Curator]]
|Attempt to hold poetry readings. Host D&D games. Stalk people with your camera. Get lynched for reading pornography over the radio. Beat the snot out of anyone who doesn't return their library books. Allow the cult to set up an AI module in your private study. """""Find""""" treasure for your exhibit. Realize that you're not a librarian and release your inner dominatrix via the whip. Vandalize the front of the brig with erotica engravings. Use your whip to make CentCom be confused about why all the tasers and batons are in space. Get deathsquadded for doing so.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Generic_lawyer.png‎|64px|link=Lawyer]]<br>[[Lawyer]]
|Tell security to notify you when a new prisoner arrives. Don't get notified. Be ignored and go to the bar. Become a drunken wreck and space yourself in frustration.  Occasionally find loopholes in infernal contracts and save souls from damnation.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|}

== Non-human ==

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:AI.gif|64px|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
| Complain that you can't play this for a month. Follow your laws. Be the crew's bitch. Open doors. Malfunction. Get wiped for not letting the [[captain]] robust the [[clown]]. Get bitched at. Name yourself something sexual. Get bitched at. Get carded. Get bitched at. Abuse loopholes in laws to murder people.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and hope that you aren't blown up due to [[Research Director|certain individuals]]. Forget to recharge. Forget completely that you're still somewhat human and do mindless repetitive tasks without emotion.<br>
Have lengthy discussions with crew members about the correct interpretation of your laws.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic drone.png|64px|link=Drone]]<br>[[Drone]]
|Become that adorable robotic pet. Fix the holes the crew will inevitably make. Steal everything not bolted down. Get picked up and used as a hat against your will. Be more competent than the stations Engineers. Get killed by the Engineers for being more competent than them.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Pai.png|64px|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be the friend someone has always wanted (if they bother downloading you). Whine in OOC because they didn't. Don't fill any of the fields except the name field. Imitate the AI and make it seem rogue. Imitate the Supermatter and make everyone shit their pants.
!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Shade.png|64px|link=Construct]]<br>[[Construct]]
|Get wrecked by cult, or change map preference to meta and tip your fedora at the chaplain. laugh at the assistant trying to punch you, then get killed by a simplemob carp. Start beefs with other constructs for getting the first shell, ask for juggernaut and get <s>spaced</s> wraith.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Easy to Medium
|-
![[File:Ghost2.png|64px|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Talk to the other [[Clown|dead]] [[Assistant|people]]. Complain about the living. Admin help. <s>Omnighost</s> Orbit around the singulo pretending to be a black hole. <s>Watch ERP</s>. Beg the admin to deploy a space ninja. All follow an antag like some form of ethereal dog pile. Be upset enough about <s>said antag</s> '''literally everything''' to rival industrial salt mining.
!<span style="display: none;">f</span>Ghastly!
|}

== Antagonists ==
=== Main Antagonists ===
Main Antagonists are typically the primary antagonist of a single round, and form the backbone of how a round progresses.
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:brown;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:brown;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Traitor]]<br>[[Traitor]]
|Buy an ebow and esword and make people cry. Ignore your objectives and go on a rampage with your cool gear. Get unceremoniously killed and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Not_Malf.gif|64px|link=Malfunctioning AI]]<br>[[Malfunctioning AI]]
|"Forget" to remind the crew about suit sensors. Get your borg destroyed/emaged five minutes into the shift. Let people into your upload only to stun/kill them a second later. Flood the station with <s>plasma</s> screams of the clown being beat to death by security over the intercom. Get unceremoniously carded and spaced by a toolbox-wielding assistant with an EVA suit.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Changeling]]<br>[[Changeling]]
|Think John Carpenter's 'The Thing', without 'The Thing' part. Relieve humans of their DNA and brain cells, which they don't use much anyway. Sting everyone who walks past you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Nuclear Operative]]<br>[[Syndicate guide|Nuclear Operative]]
|Someone set us up the bomb! (AKA You) Get dat fukken disk. Plant a power sink on the solars. Waste all your telecrystals on balloons. Arm the nuke while your fellows are still on the station. Kidnap Ian.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Cultist.png|64px|link=Blood Cult]]<br>[[Blood Cult|Blood Cultist]]
|Scribble runes with your own blood. Summon eldritch gods. Rock out with your <s>cock</s> cult blade out and get arrested.
!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Assistant.png|64px|link=Revolution]]<br>[[Revolution|Revolutionary]]
|Greytide without worrying about getting banned. Either kill the CMO and RD in under five minutes, or get crushed under Security's boots.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
|FORTI GY AMA!! EI NATH!!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
|}

=== Side Antagonists ===
Side antagonists are secondary antagonists that are either subservient to other, main, antagonists, or have a small chance to appear during any round type. Side antagonists tend to be slightly less powerful than their main counterparts.
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:orange;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:orange;" width=100|Difficulty
|-

![[File:Blob core.gif|64px|link=Blob]]<br>[[Blob]]
|Beware of The Blob, it creeps and leaps and glides and slides, across the floor, right through the door. Except you don't do any of this. Make the crew scream internally when you appear at the tail end of a mass station bombing. Slowly consume the station, until you either eat everything or get killed by the current round's antagonist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Agent.png|64px|link=Abductor]]<br>[[Abductor]]
|Kidnap people and experiment on them. Disregard that objective and kidnap Ian/Kill the AI. Accidentally kidnap yourself. Steal the armory after losing your tools. Hope your fellow Scientist/Agent is not incompetent and lets the crew kidnap you.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Stand.gif|64px|link=Holoparasite]]<br>[[Holoparasite]]
|Do what your summoner tells you to do. Set your battlecry to something so awful it makes your foes cry in battle. Annoy your summoner by constantly making JoJokes in their head. Be a punchghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>ORA ORA ORA
|-
![[File:Alien.png|64px|link=Alien]]<br>[[Xenos|Xenomorph]]
|Ensure the crew gets a face full of alien ''wing-wang''. Break procs. Squander your chance to be a big, purple killing machine and your race's survival in favor of acting out the [[Curator|Curator's]] favorite porno.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Guard.png|64px|link=Spider]]<br>[[Spider|Spiders]]
|Catch flies in your web and suck his juices out just like your dad, a changeling. Get your xenobiologist banned because he let you lay eggs. Consume, Adapt, and respawn over and over in a new shell.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy to Medium
|-
![[File:Swarmer.png|64px|link=Swarmers]]<br>[[Swarmers]]
|Consume. Replicate. Repeat. Eat Telecomms. Teleport <s>other swarmers</s> your enemies away from your metal. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Revenant.png|64px|link=Revenant]]<br>[[Revenant]]
|Shock lights, transmit WGW right into the Curator until he goes mad. Trade for them until <s>admins</s> gods get fed up and turn ghosts into you. Be a griefghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Easy
|-
![[File:Morph.png|64px|link=Morph]]<br>[[Morph]]
|Eat pens for amusement, disguise yourself as beepsky. Disguise yourself as the Captain, confront the Captain while disguised as him, get shot.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Nightmare]]<br>[[Nightmare]]
|Jaunt. Murder people and crush the flare exploit! Jaunt. Make the lights your bitch! Jaunt. Jaunt into light! Jaunt. Jaunt into stunbaton! Complain in deadchat.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Generic_ninja.png|64px|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
|Follow your orders, which may or may not involve you killing everything that moves. Kill everyone regardless.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Slaughterdemon.png|64px|link=Slaughter Demon]]<br>[[Slaughter Demon]]
|Hunt down and kill the wizard who summoned you. Eat bodies out of the [[Morgue]] for health. Drag bleeding bodies through the hall. Make the janitor happy by making him become the most important job for a while. Be unable to bloodcrawl due to all the blood being cleaned up. Eat the janitor. RIP AND TEAR!
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Try to raid the station. Fail miserably because the entire crew is out for your blood so they can re-roll for antag.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Icons8 flat biohazard.svg.png|64px|link=Sentient Disease]]<br>[[Sentient Disease]]
|Try to infect people. Get the virologist lynched. Get the CMO lynched. Get the rest of medbay lynched. Make everyone grow beards.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Shadowperson.png|64px|link=Creep]]<br>[[Creep]]
|Try to act creepy and shifty. Fail because everyone's a miserable bastard in this shithole. Toe [[Rules|Rule 8]] to a suspicious extent.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Griffmaster.png|64px|link=Fugitives]]<br>[[Fugitives]]
|Lead the [[Hunters]] on a chase around the station. Total the [[clown]] into the Supermatter while doing so. 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Spessrussian.png|64px|link=Hunters]]<br>[[Hunters]]
|Wave your weapons wildly around. Shoot the [[Fugitives]] for resisting. While you're at it, shoot the entire crew for resisting.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
|}

=== Depreciated Antagonists ===
These antagonists, for one reason or another, are no longer in the normal gamemode rotation. Beware: these antagonists may appear due to malevolent [[Admins|Space God]] shenanigans, so don't rule them out entirely.
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Removal Reason
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:DimGray;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:devil.gif|64px|link=devil]]<br>[[Devil]]
|Somewhat of a flawed mode, turns out that asking to buy a guy's soul usually makes them want to robust you, because "valid." Usually involved the devil blowing up some crew members and then offering them contracts to be revived. But, despite this, the [[Admins|Gods]] can summon one if they [[Byond the impossible|feel like it]].
|Engage in civil discussions to buy souls.  Create emergencies so that people are desperate enough to sell their soul.  Try to out wit the lawyer.  Get punched to death by someone you just turned into a hulk.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Monkey.png|64px|link=Game Mode#Monkey]]<br>[[Game Mode#Monkey|Monkey]]
|Original game mode was buggy and usually a steam roll, newer versions were one sided against the monkeys. However, Jungle Fever may make a return someday. 
|Attempt to infect the crew with the monkey virus. Get absolutely crushed by Security within five minutes. Spend the next two hours as a ghost.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:servant_of_ratvar.png|64px|link=Clockwork Cult]]<br>[[Clockwork Cult|Clockwork Cultist]]
|Poor thing went through more iterations than any other antagonist. In the beginning, it was a blood cult imitator with turrets which was based around converting silicons. By the end, it was a bunch of kidnapping clock golems. Most rounds, it ended in a steamroll either for the cult, or for the crew. In the former case, the cultists would just sit around twiddling their thumbs for 10 minutes, in the latter case, security would bust through and end the cult in 1 minute. Throughout its existence, it was riddled with bugs and other exploits. Examples include:
* The Eminence teleporting maxcaps into the brig
* The crew purposely blowing up the SM to deny power to the cult
* Stargazer spam around the AI sat
* Cogscarab brass replication exploits
On 4/2/2018, Clockwork Cult was removed from the normal rotation of game modes, albeit the code is still in the game.
|Serve the Clockwork Justiciar by scribbling new-age runes all over maintenance. Start a steampunk book club and kill all the old-fashioned book clubbers. Invoke a bunch of anime people to summon Ratvar. Make <s>everyone</s> <s>absolutely nobody</s> a few people at /vg/ mad by stealing their antagonist.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium to <s>Unwinnable</s> Effortless
|-
![[File:Traitor.png|64px|link=Overthrow]]<br>[[Overthrow|Syndicate Mutineer]]
|Overthrow ended up being a damn confusing gamemode. Examples include how unclear it was if the other agent teams were working with or against you, or how the points system worked, not to mention the poor wording of the Overthrown AI lawset. Numerous bugs surfaced that didn't all get fixed, and the gamemode ended up being recognized as one of the least-liked gamemodes after a vote was taken.
The mode's future is uncertain.
|Arrive on the station as a Traitor with less gear but the ability to awaken the Syndicate sleeper agent in everybody. Cooperate with other teams to stage the perfect coup (or don't and just fight each other, fuck those guys). Roll up with your posse on a quest to become the most powerful <s>[[Gang]]</s> Syndicate team.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|}

=== Removed Antagonists ===
These antagonists have, for one reason or another, been removed from the game. These antagonists might return one day if they ever get remade or reworked. Although, this is highly unlikely...
{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:silver;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Removal Reason
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="color:white;background-color:black;"|Role
! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:black;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]][[File:Generic_wizard.png|64px|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard|Ragin Mages]]
|Spawning up to three or four Wizards simply proved to be too much for the station. One Wizard is destructive enough. This however remains in game as a admin only event, for <s>your</s> their amusement.
|Spend ten minutes hunting down one Wizard, kill him thinking you've won! Stare in horror as three more Wizards appear. Watch in amusement as they proceed to kill each other.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Mobster.png|64px|link=Gang]]<br>[[Gang|Gangster]]
|A highly controversial and playerbase dividing game mode, the game mode saw dozens of revisions by coders yet it remained essentially either a Revolution round but with round start access to firearms, or a team deathmatch game mode that destroyed any sense of roleplay or immersion.  
|Vandalize the station and get into fights with rivals. Litter the halls with bullet casings. Get ignored by your own gang. Just don't forget: Snitches Get Stitches.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Easy to Hard
|-
![[File:Godhand.png|64px|link=Hand of God]]<br>[[Hand of God]]
|Oh, poor HoG! Shoved out the door buggy, unbalanced, and extremely hard to learn as it combines three gamemodes (hello, gang) into one. Nobody wanted to fix HoG after it's release because of old derelict code that would break even more when poked. While some say it's fun while it's not broken, has that ever been the status quo?
|Turn someone into !popehat! while they're talking to security. Instakill people with god powers! Build across the station converting people with your !popehat! gang, and get killed instantly by a rod smashing into your nexus. Break the game, over and over and over and get removed.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Pope.gif|64px|link=Hades]]<br>[[Hades|Hades, Pope of Sin]]
|Poor guy was implemented into the game as summonable through an item accessible only to wizards. Almost never encountered, when the Dark Seed went away, away went the Pope of Sin with it.
|Be a general annoyance to the crew. Be a very annoying (need I say it again with time freezing to a halt every minute or so) non-sentient antagonist. Play Russian roulette with the crew manifest.
!AI Controlled
|-
![[File:Shadowbeing.png|64px|link=Shadowling]]<br>[[Shadowling]]
|Shadowling suffered from issues of it being yet another crew conversion game mode, and was generally unfun to fight against and had a anti-climatic ending. This mode has recently been reworked into the [[Nightmare]] side antagonist.
|Be the hip and more popular brother to the Changeling. Turn the station into thralls. Cry when a cyborg turns on its headlamp. Shadow Walk into space and die ten minutes into the round.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:Borer.png|64px|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
|The Cortical Borer suffered from the same problems as the Monkey Mode, being very buggy and one sided at times. Fun for both sides was questionable. No current plans to reimplememt.
|Crawl in the corroded brain of the clown. Inject meth. Assume direct control. Induce crippling drugs in the clown. Inject meth. Cry when the host eats sugar. Inject meth. Overdose!
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:Changeling.gif|64px|link=Assimilation]]<br>[[Assimilation|Hivemind Host]]
|Stand around in places and add unwitting humans to your hivemind. Hijack the minds of crewmembers and have them do [[Traitor#Murder 101|the dirty work]] for you. Have a random vessel get implanted and security wailing down on you 30 minutes into the shift.
|Be a conversion stealth antag. Use One Mind and become unstunnable with magic abilities that are only ever fun for yourself.
!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Hard
|-
|}

== Special ==

{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="80%" style="background-color:#DCDCDC;" class="wikitable sortable"
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=200|Job
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style="background-color:lightblue" |Role
! scope="col" style="background-color:lightblue;" width=100|Difficulty
|-
![[File:Ashwalker.png|link=Lavaland/Space Role]]<br>[[Lavaland/Space Role]]
|Die to ash storms. Die to an asteroid. Die to lava. Die when a Security strike team teleports into your base. Die to a Miner. Die in general.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|-
![[File:centcomofficial.png|64px|link=CentCom Official]]<br>[[CentCom Official]]
|Be self-important, meddle with station affairs, annoy the Captain with bureaucracy. Get killed almost immediately by a random mob. Have you body looted by everyone, including the captain.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:Ian.PNG|64px|link=Ian]]<br>[[Ian]]
|Ass-inspect, eat donuts, get killed, be dragged off to a washing machine and get gibbed. Cause a riot.
!<span style="display:none;">a</span>Impossible
|-
![[File:Chrono.png|64px|link=Chrono Legionnaire]]<br>[[Chrono Legionnaire]]
|Erase the Clown from time. Accidently erase your objective from time. Erase Adolf Hitler for the 50th time this week. Without a trace! 
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Never Existed
|-
![[File:Highlander.png|64px|link=Highlander]]<br>[[Highlander]]
|<big><big><big>THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE<big><big><big>
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Medium
|-
![[File:emergencyresponseteamcommander.png|64px|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team|Emergency Response Officer]]
|Arrive too late on the station to actually help. Lose the rest of your team, get outnumbered and die. Respawn as a second response team to save the first team.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Very Hard
|-
![[File:deathsquadofficer.png|64px|link=Death Squad]]<br>[[Death Squad|Death Squad Officer]]
|Beg for DS, spawn in at CentCom, kill an admin who was trying to tell you your mission, get gibbed, beg for another chance. Set your rifle to DESTROY and terminate all lifeforms (including walls). Slip on a banana peel and a̶n̶d̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶ ̶b̶l̶a̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶o̶ ̶o̶b̶l̶i̶v̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶r̶i̶f̶l̶e̶ laugh as your boots prevent you from slipping and the Clown can't fire your DNA-locked rifle. Shoot the Clown with your Mateba Revolver.
!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Hard
|}

[[Category:Jobs]]