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Didn't notice the "gibs" entry. Chem master calls it liquid gibs so I'll just keep mine.
 
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{{Speech
|name=George Melons, the Assistant
|text=Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that.
|image=[[File:Assistant.png|64px|right]]
}}
==Starting out==
==Starting out==
So, you are an average [[Assistant|Greytide]] and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it?
So, you are an average [[Assistant|Greytide]] and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it?
First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.
First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.
* [[File:Beaker.png]] A few beakers
* [[File:Beaker.png]] A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
* [[File:Table.png]] A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
* [[File:Table.png]] A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
* [[File:Blender.png]] An all in one grinder, to grind up shit for your <s>meth</s> experimental chemistry
* [[File:Blender.png]] An all in one grinder, to grind some things into liquid form. Optionally make a [[Guide_to_construction#Mortar|mortar]] [[File:Mortar1.png]] and [[Guide_to_construction#Pestle|pestle]] [[File:Pestle.png]].
Optionally:
Optionally:
* [[File:Assistant.png]] A couple friends (that is, if you have any)
* [[File:Chemmaster.gif]] A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.
 
tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.


==Grindables==
==Grindables==
Not only can you steal things, you can shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!
Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!


If you're stealing from [[Botany]], check out the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Guide to hydroponics]].
If you're stealing from [[Botany]], check out the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Guide to hydroponics]].
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Notes
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|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminum}}Aluminum
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash
|Soda cans, tin cans
|Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminium}}Aluminium
|Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (75u)
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|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Blood}}Blood
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Blood}}Blood
|Dead mouse (rude!)
|Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
|
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|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon
|Cigarette butts, coal, wood
|Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper
|Cable coils
|Cable coils (2u per wire)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|Steal one of the spare [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|cryoxadone]] beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one.
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ethanol}}Ethanol
|Spraycans (15u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric acid}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|Fluorosulfuric acid]]
|Deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (25u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosurfactant}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|Fluorosurfacant]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gibs}}Gibs
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gold}}Gold
|Dead mouse
|Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen
|Glowsticks
|Glowsticks (10u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine
|Toner cartridge, photographs, pens
|Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u)
|
|Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron
|Electronics, lighters, tin cans, toner cartridge, pens, plasteel, power cells, reinforced glass
|Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium
|Power cells
|Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Electricity}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|High-power energy bars (3u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Gibs}}Liquid Gibs
|Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye
|Soap
|Soap (10u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury
|Analyzer
|Analyzer (5u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine
|Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen
|Lightbulbs
|Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|[[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|Food]]
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil
|Lighter
|Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}Phenol
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Omnizine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Glowstick
|Heated donk pockets (3u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxygen}}Oxygen
|Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Phenol|Phenol]]
|Glowstick (15u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus
|Matches
|Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma}}Plasma
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma}}Plasma
|Plasteel
|Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u),  plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Potassium}}Potassium
|Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Radium}}Radium
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon
|Analyzer, circuit board, electronics, light bulbs, power cells
|Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u),  analyzer (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver sulfadiazine}}Silver sulfadiazine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver}}Silver
|Bruise packs
|Silver coin (4u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic powder}}Styptic powder
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium_Chloride|Sodium Chloride]]
|Bruise pack
|Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u)
|A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver sulfadiazine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Silver_Sulfadiazine|Silver sulfadiazine]]
|Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smart foaming agent}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Smart_Foaming_Agent|Smart foaming agent]]
|Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space cleaner}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Cleaner|Space cleaner]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic powder}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Styptic_Powder|Styptic powder]]
|Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur
|Flare
|Flare (15u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulphuric Acid}}Sulphuric Acid
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Uranium}}Uranium
|Circuit board (tiny amounts)
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Water}}Water
|Sinks, or Water tanks
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding Fuel}}Welding Fuel
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding Fuel}}Welding Fuel
|Lighters
|Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks
|
|
|-
|-
|}
|}
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Latest revision as of 01:42, 2 August 2019

  		George Melons, the Assistant says:
"Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that."


Starting out[edit]

So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.

  • A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
  • A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor

Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:

  • An all in one grinder, to grind some things into liquid form. Optionally make a mortar and pestle .

Optionally:

  • A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.

Grindables[edit]

Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.

Chemical Sources Notes
{{#if:Ash|}}Ash Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u)
{{#if:Aluminium|}}Aluminium Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (75u)
{{#if:Blood|}}Blood Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
{{#if:Carbon|}}Carbon Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u)
{{#if:Copper|}}Copper Cable coils (2u per wire)
{{#if:Cryoxadone|}}Cryoxadone Steal one of the spare cryoxadone beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one.
{{#if:Ethanol|}}Ethanol Spraycans (15u)
{{#if:Fluorosulfuric acid|}}Fluorosulfuric acid Deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (25u)
{{#if:Fluorosurfactant|}}Fluorosurfacant Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u)
{{#if:Gold|}}Gold Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u)
{{#if:Hydrogen|}}Hydrogen Glowsticks (10u)
{{#if:Iodine|}}Iodine Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u) Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
{{#if:Iron|}}Iron Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u)
{{#if:Lithium|}}Lithium Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u)
{{#if:Liquid_Electricity|}}Liquid Electricity High-power energy bars (3u)
{{#if:Liquid_Gibs|}}Liquid Gibs Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u)
{{#if:Lye|}}Lye Soap (10u)
{{#if:Mercury|}}Mercury Analyzer (5u)
{{#if:Nicotine|}}Nicotine Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u)
{{#if:Nitrogen|}}Nitrogen Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u)
{{#if:Nutriment|}}Nutriment Food
{{#if:Oil|}}Oil Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u)
{{#if:Omnizine|}}Omnizine Heated donk pockets (3u)
{{#if:Oxygen|}}Oxygen Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u)
{{#if:Phenol|}}Phenol Glowstick (15u)
{{#if:Phosphorus|}}Phosphorus Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Plasma|}}Plasma Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u), plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u)
{{#if:Potassium|}}Potassium Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Radium|}}Radium Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u)
{{#if:Silicon|}}Silicon Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u), analyzer (5u)
{{#if:Silver|}}Silver Silver coin (4u)
{{#if:Sodium Chloride|}}Sodium Chloride Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u) A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride.
{{#if:Silver sulfadiazine|}}Silver sulfadiazine Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u)
{{#if:Smart foaming agent|}}Smart foaming agent Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u)
{{#if:Space cleaner|}}Space cleaner Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u)
{{#if:Styptic powder|}}Styptic powder Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u)
{{#if:Sugar|}}Sugar Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Sulfur|}}Sulfur Flare (15u)
{{#if:Uranium|}}Uranium Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u)
{{#if:Water|}}Water Sinks, or Water tanks
{{#if:Welding Fuel|}}Welding Fuel Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks
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