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Didn't notice the "gibs" entry. Chem master calls it liquid gibs so I'll just keep mine.
 
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{{Speech
|name=George Melons, the Assistant
|text=Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that.
|image=[[File:Assistant.png|64px|right]]
}}
==Starting out==
==Starting out==
So, you are an average [[Assistant|Greytide]] and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it?
So, you are an average [[Assistant|Greytide]] and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it?
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* [[File:Table.png]] A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
* [[File:Table.png]] A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:
* [[File:Blender.png]] An all in one grinder, to grind up shit for your <s>meth</s> experimental chemistry
* [[File:Blender.png]] An all in one grinder, to grind some things into liquid form. Optionally make a [[Guide_to_construction#Mortar|mortar]] [[File:Mortar1.png]] and [[Guide_to_construction#Pestle|pestle]] [[File:Pestle.png]].
Optionally:
Optionally:
* [[File:Assistant.png]] A couple friends (that is, if you have any)
* [[File:Chemmaster.gif]] A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.
* [[File:ChemMaster.png]] A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.


tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters and igniters to heat containers as well.
tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.


==Grindables==
==Grindables==
Not only can you steal things, you can shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!
Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!


If you're stealing from [[Botany]], check out the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Guide to hydroponics]].
If you're stealing from [[Botany]], check out the [[Guide_to_hydroponics#Plant_reference_chart|Guide to hydroponics]].
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! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Notes
! scope="col" class="unsortable" style='background-color:#FFDD66;'|Notes
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminum}}Aluminum
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ash}}Ash
|Soda cans (crush on your head first), tin cans
|Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Aluminium}}Aluminium
|Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (75u)
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|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Blood}}Blood
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Blood}}Blood
|Dead mouse (rude!), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
|Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
|
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|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Carbon}}Carbon
|Cigarette butts, coal, wood
|Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Copper}}Copper
|Cable coils
|Cable coils (2u per wire)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Cryoxadone}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|Cryoxadone]]
|Steal one of the spare [[Guide_to_chemistry#Cryoxadone|cryoxadone]] beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one.
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ethanol}}Ethanol
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Ethanol}}Ethanol
|Spraycans
|Spraycans (15u)
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|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosulfuric acid}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosulfuric_Acid|Fluorosulfuric acid]]
|Deconstruct smart metal foam [[grenades]] (25u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Fluorosurfactant}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Fluorosurfactant|Fluorosurfacant]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u)
|
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|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gibs}}Gibs
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Gold}}Gold
|Dead mouse
|Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Hydrogen}}Hydrogen
|Glowsticks
|Glowsticks (10u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iodine}}Iodine
|Toner cartridge, photographs, pens
|Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u)
|
|Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Iron}}Iron
|Electronics, lighters, tin cans, toner cartridge, pens, plasteel, power cells, reinforced glass
|Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lithium}}Lithium
|Power cells
|Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Electricity}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Liquid_Electricity|Liquid Electricity]]
|High-power energy bars (3u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Liquid_Gibs}}Liquid Gibs
|Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Lye}}Lye
|Soap
|Soap (10u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Mercury}}Mercury
|Analyzer
|Analyzer (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nicotine}}Nicotine
|Cigarettes
|Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nitrogen}}Nitrogen
|Lightbulbs
|Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Nutriment}}Nutriment
|Food
|[[Guide_to_food_and_drinks#Food|Food]]
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oil}}Oil
|Lighter
|Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Omnizine}}Omnizine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Omnizine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Omnizine|Omnizine]]
|Heated donk pockets
|Heated donk pockets (3u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxygen}}Oxygen
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Oxygen}}Oxygen
|Glowsticks and canned air
|Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}Phenol
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phenol}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Phenol|Phenol]]
|Glowstick
|Glowstick (15u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Phosphorus}}Phosphorus
|Matches
|Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma}}Plasma
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Plasma}}Plasma
|Plasteel, Solid plasma, Plasma glass
|Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u), plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Potassium}}Potassium
|Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Radium}}Radium
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silicon}}Silicon
|Analyzer, circuit board, electronics, glass, light bulbs, power cells, reinforced glass
|Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u), analyzer (5u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver}}Silver
|Silver coin (4u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sodium Chloride}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Sodium_Chloride|Sodium Chloride]]
|Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u)
|A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride.
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver sulfadiazine}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Silver_Sulfadiazine|Silver sulfadiazine]]
|Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Smart foaming agent}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Smart_Foaming_Agent|Smart foaming agent]]
|Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u)
|
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Space cleaner}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Space_Cleaner|Space cleaner]]
|Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Silver sulfadiazine}}Silver sulfadiazine
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic powder}}[[Guide_to_chemistry#Styptic_Powder|Styptic powder]]
|Ointment
|Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Styptic powder}}Styptic powder
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sugar}}Sugar
|Bruise packs
|Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulfur}}Sulfur
|Flare
|Flare (15u)
|
|
|-
|-
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Sulphuric Acid}}Sulphuric Acid
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Uranium}}Uranium
|Circuit board (tiny amounts)
|Scoop up from glowing goo in [[Guide_to_Research_and_Development|RND]] (5u)
|
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!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding Fuel}}Welding Fuel
!style='background-color:#FFEE88;'|{{anchor|Welding Fuel}}Welding Fuel
|Lighters, or Welding fuel tanks
|Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks
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|-

Latest revision as of 01:42, 2 August 2019

  		George Melons, the Assistant says:
"Hey, kid. Wanna buy some Space Drugs? You askin' how I made it? Well, I threw a bunch of random trash an'a dead mouse in a blender and heated it up with a lighter, of course! Easy as that."


Starting out[edit]

So, you are an average Greytide and you want to be a Walter White. How do you do it? First off, you're gonna wanna get these things to get started with ghetto chem.

  • A few beakers, soda cans, bottles, etc
  • A couple of tables to store your beakers, so you don't spill your shit on the floor

Most importantly, without this you dont have ghetto chem:

  • An all in one grinder, to grind some things into liquid form. Optionally make a mortar and pestle .

Optionally:

  • A ChemMaster 3000 to separate and bottle chemicals.

tl;dr go to the holodeck and boot up the medical program! Remember that you can use matches, lighters, and igniters to heat containers as well.

Grindables[edit]

Not only can you steal things, but you can also shove them into a grinder to retrieve chemicals from them!

If you're stealing from Botany, check out the Guide to hydroponics.

Chemical Sources Notes
{{#if:Ash|}}Ash Burning a paper and scooping up the ash with a beaker (30u)
{{#if:Aluminium|}}Aluminium Crushed soda cans (crush on your head first) (10u), deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (75u)
{{#if:Blood|}}Blood Dead mouse (20u), or use a syringe to extract from a monkey or human
{{#if:Carbon|}}Carbon Wooden planks (20u), coal (20u), cigarette butts (2u)
{{#if:Copper|}}Copper Cable coils (2u per wire)
{{#if:Cryoxadone|}}Cryoxadone Steal one of the spare cryoxadone beakers from medical. On Metastation, maintenance bar also has one.
{{#if:Ethanol|}}Ethanol Spraycans (15u)
{{#if:Fluorosulfuric acid|}}Fluorosulfuric acid Deconstruct smart metal foam grenades (25u)
{{#if:Fluorosurfactant|}}Fluorosurfacant Deconstruct cleaner grenades (40u)
{{#if:Gold|}}Gold Gold coin (4u), robust Gold cigarettes (premium cigarette vendor item) (3u)
{{#if:Hydrogen|}}Hydrogen Glowsticks (10u)
{{#if:Iodine|}}Iodine Toner cartridge (40u), photographs (4u), pens (1u) Toner cartridges can be found in airlock painters.
{{#if:Iron|}}Iron Metal (20u), plasteel (20u), lollipops (10u), electronics (10u), reinforced glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), toner cartridge (10u), pens (2u), power cells (5u), lighters (1u)
{{#if:Lithium|}}Lithium Any power cell, including potato batteries (15u)
{{#if:Liquid_Electricity|}}Liquid Electricity High-power energy bars (3u)
{{#if:Liquid_Gibs|}}Liquid Gibs Dead mouse(5u), use a beaker on gibs on the floor (5u)
{{#if:Lye|}}Lye Soap (10u)
{{#if:Mercury|}}Mercury Analyzer (5u)
{{#if:Nicotine|}}Nicotine Cigarettes (around 15u), cigars (up to 40u)
{{#if:Nitrogen|}}Nitrogen Lightbulbs (10u) and canned air (24u)
{{#if:Nutriment|}}Nutriment Food
{{#if:Oil|}}Oil Lighters (5u), using a beaker on oil spills (30u)
{{#if:Omnizine|}}Omnizine Heated donk pockets (3u)
{{#if:Oxygen|}}Oxygen Canned air (6u) and glowsticks (5u)
{{#if:Phenol|}}Phenol Glowstick (15u)
{{#if:Phosphorus|}}Phosphorus Matches (2u), deconstruct a teargas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Plasma|}}Plasma Solid plasma (20u), plasteel (20u), plasma glass (10u), reinforced plasma glass (10u), Nanotrasen brand soap (10u)
{{#if:Potassium|}}Potassium Deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Radium|}}Radium Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u)
{{#if:Silicon|}}Silicon Glass (20u), reinforced glass (20u), reinforced plasma glass (20u), circuit boards (20u), electronics (10u), light bulbs (5u), power cell (5u), analyzer (5u)
{{#if:Silver|}}Silver Silver coin (4u)
{{#if:Sodium Chloride|}}Sodium Chloride Salt shakers (20u), cup ramen (3u), beef jerky (2u), chips (1u) A reagent analyzer says a salt shaker contains table salt, but this is the same as sodium chloride.
{{#if:Silver sulfadiazine|}}Silver sulfadiazine Ointment (60u), gumballs (?u)
{{#if:Smart foaming agent|}}Smart foaming agent Deconstruct a smart metal foam grenade (25u)
{{#if:Space cleaner|}}Space cleaner Deconstruct cleaner grenades (10u)
{{#if:Styptic powder|}}Styptic powder Bruise pack (60u), gumballs (?u)
{{#if:Sugar|}}Sugar Dutch hot coco (5u), space twinkie (4u), 4no raisins (4u), candy (3u), cheesie honkers (3u), chips (3u), beef jerky (3u), donuts (2u), gumballs (9u?), deconstruct a tear gas grenade (40u)
{{#if:Sulfur|}}Sulfur Flare (15u)
{{#if:Uranium|}}Uranium Scoop up from glowing goo in RND (5u)
{{#if:Water|}}Water Sinks, or Water tanks
{{#if:Welding Fuel|}}Welding Fuel Lighters (5u), or Welding fuel tanks
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