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|jobtitle = Ian | |jobtitle = Ian | ||
|access = None | |access = None | ||
|additional = N/A | |||
|difficulty = Impossible | |difficulty = Impossible | ||
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | |superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | |duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | ||
|guides = [[Chain of Command]] | |guides = [[Chain of Command]] | ||
|quote = Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | |||
}} | }} | ||
==EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR== | |||
* Head: | |||
** Regular Helmet | |||
** Sunglasses | |||
** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with) | |||
** HoP's Hat | |||
** Top Hat | |||
** Kitty Ears | |||
** Clown mask (honk) | |||
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons) | |||
** Detective's Hat | |||
** Sombrero | |||
** Nurse Hat | |||
** Beret | |||
** Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain) | |||
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.) | |||
** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!) | |||
** Bunny Ears | |||
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.) | |||
** Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!) | |||
** Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.) | |||
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me) | |||
** Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.) | |||
** A sheet of paper | |||
** Cargo baseball cap. | |||
** Cardborg Helmet | |||
** A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only. | |||
* Back: | |||
** Standard Armor | |||
** Station bound radio | |||
** Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones) | |||
** Fire Extinguisher | |||
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | |||
** C4 (Rip) | |||
==Lisa== | |||
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by [[assistant]]s. | |||
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'''Jobs on /tg/station'''<br> | | rowspan = 12 align = "center" | '''[[Jobs]] on /tg/station'''<br> | ||
[[File: | [[File:jobstempgreyscale.png|link=jobs]] | ||
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | |||
''' | | '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' | ||
, [[ | |- | ||
-- | | textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | ||
''' | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]] | ||
|- | |||
''' | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''[[Engineering]]''' | ||
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] | |||
|- | |||
--- | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''[[Science]]''' | ||
''' | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] | ||
-- | |- | ||
''' | | style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''[[Medbay|Medical]]''' | ||
-- | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Death]], [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]] | ||
'''Special | |- | ||
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | |||
| [[Janitor|Bag of Treets Keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="civilian" |'''Civilian''' | |||
| [[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]], [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Assistant|Threat, Bark at constantly]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' | |||
| '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | |||
| [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Syndicate guide|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Shadowling|Removed Dog]], [[Nightmare|Readded Dog]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Swarmers|Hungry Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Devil|Smells Like Brimstone]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Creep|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | |||
| '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]] | |||
|- | |||
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | |||
| [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]] | |||
|} | |} | ||
[[Category: Jobs]] | [[Category: Jobs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:08, 1 July 2019
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{{#if:| File:Ian.png | }} {{#if:Ian.PNG|  | }} {{#if:Ian.PNG | | {{#if: | | }} }} Ian |
Additional Access: N/A |}}Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command {{#if: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. | Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark.}} |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR[edit]
- Head:
- Regular Helmet
- Sunglasses
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with)
- HoP's Hat
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero
- Nurse Hat
- Beret
- Pirate Hat (the one that looks like a pirate captain)
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Bunny Ears
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat. (Bone appetite!)
- Hard Hats (The white CE's, or the regular yellow engineer's.)
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Police Helmet (The warden's hat?.)
- A sheet of paper
- Cargo baseball cap.
- Cardborg Helmet
- A special reindeer hardhat, most likely admin spawnable only.
- Back:
- Standard Armor
- Station bound radio
- Blue oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- C4 (Rip)
Lisa[edit]
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the chef and murdered by assistants.
